- I will swear fealty to Pope Leo for the Crusade to retake the archdiocese of St Louis from the insurgent trad caths who think Knights of Columbus is a vector for shutting down healthcare clinics and not an excuse to rent kegs. We will slay the infidels and the Coors Extra Gold shall flow once more
- I didn't spend my entire high school career narrowly avoiding getting suckered into attending a Young Life weekend seminar on false promises of whitewater rafting (it's just prayer as it turns out) to end up just like these evangelical freaks. It's disgusting
- a major appeal of being Catholic is doing wacky stuff like yelling at your mini figurine of St Anthony and locking that asshole in a drawer until your missing car keys reappear- not whatever it is that White Middle class Suburban "Catholics" have been up to for the past 30 yearsFeb 4, 2026 02:36
- I went to a non religious private school in the suburbs of Milwaukee, many of the kids there had Opus Dei parents who thought the local catholic schools weren't catholic enough, and holy shit do I have Stories
