- I will swear fealty to Pope Leo for the Crusade to retake the archdiocese of St Louis from the insurgent trad caths who think Knights of Columbus is a vector for shutting down healthcare clinics and not an excuse to rent kegs. We will slay the infidels and the Coors Extra Gold shall flow once moreFeb 4, 2026 02:21
- I didn't spend my entire high school career narrowly avoiding getting suckered into attending a Young Life weekend seminar on false promises of whitewater rafting (it's just prayer as it turns out) to end up just like these evangelical freaks. It's disgusting
- a major appeal of being Catholic is doing wacky stuff like yelling at your mini figurine of St Anthony and locking that asshole in a drawer until your missing car keys reappear- not whatever it is that White Middle class Suburban "Catholics" have been up to for the past 30 years
