" get a load of THIS 🐟" FISH

" if you cut off your leg, where would you feel the pain " thigh or like phantom pain (not the vr kind)

" my wisdom is that you should give janus 100 dollara " @thebonegremlin.bsky.social GET A JOBBBBBBBBBB

" buy moss insurance from me (in case the moss takes over your home) " No i plan on eating the moss NOM NOM NOM

" buy ender insurance (in case ender takes over your home) " this is true I will turn it into the end dimension and spawn a ender dragon

" eats your strawpage " NOOO IT'S MADE OF PAPER AHHHHHH

"favourite ender moment?" Hamster cage

"you dropped this 🦕" OMG I GOT A DINOOOOOO

open open open open

birb

DOGGYYYYYYYYYYYY

big ole hat

"what would you do with $1,000,000?" hmmmmmm half goes to savings and trip with my mama somewhere with a beach and ocean cus she likes that

"ender is problmatic media" Sorry you guys had to find out like this /silly

"hello Ender. i may not know you well, but i hope you've been doing alright. you seem to be a really nice person. have a nice day" I have been as okay as I can be!! I'm pretty sure this is Maple!! So I appreciate this 🫶

" wow " WOW

" being enderdarling has officially declared illegal " Not yet I haven't gotten rabies yet

"ender is problematic, sorry" NUH UH PROOF WHEN

" alright. look, i admit it, there's more than one ender " YUH my two other ender oomfs @cosmocat8.bsky.social @theendercomet.bsky.social

" do you like oil " Oil is pretty cool

" HOW??????????????????????????" HOW WHAT??

"hello? are you there? i would like to buy 17 grams of chilli peppers" I ate them all Sorrryyyyyyyyyy

"favourite animal?" HAMSTERRRRRR

"do you like tomodachi life" I've actually never played but I like life sims and decorating

"goodbyr ender. i must travel to the big wooden lemon" NO COME BACK TAKE ME WITH YOU

"just found out about teeth" Omg the hit song by lady gaga

"please...... save me...... j;m treppaped..... in t............. in a jar" CLANG CLANG CLANG (that's me trying to get you out)

"would you rather have the ability to fly or breath underwater?" fly

"sight 👀👀👀" NO

"cartwheels all over your strawpage" IT'S PAPER GUYS BE CAREFULLLL

"it's always really nice seeing you on the timeline!" TYYYYYYYYYYY I like to chatter alot so I'm glad some people enjoy it

"i eated all the plants on your strapwage" MY FLOWERS??? STO EATING MY STRAWPAGE GUYS

"or" uh oh

"ender... has been ended </3" I am so very alive rn smh

"turning you into a marketable plushie" FUCK

"thoughts on me?" anon show yourself

"lol!!!!" what's so funny buddy? /silly

"here, i saved you an onion ring" BIG WIN FOR ME