" being enderdarling has officially declared illegal " Not yet I haven't gotten rabies yet

"ender is problematic, sorry" NUH UH PROOF WHEN

" alright. look, i admit it, there's more than one ender " YUH my two other ender oomfs @cosmocat8.bsky.social @theendercomet.bsky.social

" do you like oil " Oil is pretty cool

" HOW??????????????????????????" HOW WHAT??

"hello? are you there? i would like to buy 17 grams of chilli peppers" I ate them all Sorrryyyyyyyyyy

"favourite animal?" HAMSTERRRRRR

"do you like tomodachi life" I've actually never played but I like life sims and decorating

"goodbyr ender. i must travel to the big wooden lemon" NO COME BACK TAKE ME WITH YOU

"just found out about teeth" Omg the hit song by lady gaga

"please...... save me...... j;m treppaped..... in t............. in a jar" CLANG CLANG CLANG (that's me trying to get you out)

"would you rather have the ability to fly or breath underwater?" fly

"sight 👀👀👀" NO

"cartwheels all over your strawpage" IT'S PAPER GUYS BE CAREFULLLL

"it's always really nice seeing you on the timeline!" TYYYYYYYYYYY I like to chatter alot so I'm glad some people enjoy it

"i eated all the plants on your strapwage" MY FLOWERS??? STO EATING MY STRAWPAGE GUYS

"or" uh oh

"ender... has been ended </3" I am so very alive rn smh

"turning you into a marketable plushie" FUCK

"thoughts on me?" anon show yourself

"here, i saved you an onion ring" BIG WIN FOR ME