Dr Raul Duke
A naturally slothful person, sluggish and indolent. A dawdling flaneur, content to waste his life.
- Roses are red, Tractors pull ploughs, and:
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- I saw Mr JB & The Cats at Glasto back in 2001.
- Whilst the street drinkers amongst us have long suspected there was a shadowy cabal of paedophiles running the world, I think I assumed they’d be more sophisticated than just using their Gmail account to be, “S’up bro, wanna come to pedo island and fuck some kids? Might eat some babies too 😉😉 HMU.”

- Ladies……😉
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- This isn’t even top ten!!!

- It is Wednesday my dudes
- Awakened by the sound of foolish horseplay in the early hours, I come downstairs to find these two dickheads both not in their assigned beds for some reason I’m too tired to work out.