Dr Raul Duke
A naturally slothful person, sluggish and indolent. A dawdling flaneur, content to waste his life.
- Roses are red, Tractors pull ploughs, and:
- Reposted by Dr Raul DukeI need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
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- Whilst the street drinkers amongst us have long suspected there was a shadowy cabal of paedophiles running the world, I think I assumed they’d be more sophisticated than just using their Gmail account to be, “S’up bro, wanna come to pedo island and fuck some kids? Might eat some babies too 😉😉 HMU.”
- Ladies……😉
- It is Wednesday my dudes
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- Awakened by the sound of foolish horseplay in the early hours, I come downstairs to find these two dickheads both not in their assigned beds for some reason I’m too tired to work out.
- Youngest boy asked me what a dildo is because a bigger boy at school said that he and his friend were “a pair of dildos.” I told him to ask his Mother.
- WTF?
- I’ve just realised how pretty much all the most nasty/bitchy, bully-girls I went to school with, have gone on to become nurses.
- Jesus, fuck, ok I’ll pay my overdaft, I don’t want any trouble….
- Fascinating correlation between the start of the football season and your Dad no longer being legitimately concerned about fighting age boat people disrespecting are flag…
- Reliably informed someone in youngest boys y3 class did a fart so bad the teacher lost control of the class for a full 5 minutes.
- Ok guys, moving forward we’re making some changes here. So I need to know what’s more upsetting: A) Ian Botham’s flaccid, bruised penis and yeasty, flaky scrotum. B) Naked Nigel Farage.
- Time to leave the fire and pint and go back into the storm and die as Hemingway intended.
- Curious how the vast numbers of people who “absolutely had to,” exercise their dogs in 33°c heat are strangely absent today….. 🤔
- Watching cooking shows where they travel to Asia/India and the “local expert” is always some British “eXpAT”…
- Also found oldest boy pissing himself at this and taking a selfie with it to send his mates. All in all we are clearly a family of sophistication and culture.
- On a day out with my boys. If the youngest sees a public toilet we have to go into it. It’s like travelling the country with a tiny Kenneth Williams.
- Two trips Crewe today.
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- Imagine my surprise when, stood in my house, I look out the window and see my idiot dog happily gambolling down the street chasing a crisp packet. Here is a photorealistic reconstruction:
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- “Touch the womb.”
- Derby station 05:00 on a Tuesday in January. A homeless man plays “Auld Lang Syne,” on an out of tune piano on the concourse. This whole week is a Leonard Cohen song come to life.
- Women: “We love guys in grey sweatpants…l Me:
