SKP
🏳️🌈Attorney-criminal defense. M.S. CrossFit. Abortion is healthcare. Texas Tech alum 👆Boy mom (not the weird kind).
- Reposted by SKPI don't want to quote dunk but I saw another "body cams don't do anything" post and I just want to say that I, a criminal defense attorney, very much like having body cams.
- Reposted by SKPIf you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago
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- The 5 yr old bait story has me dissociating and I cannot 😭
- In the top 5 cons to being trial attorney-“calling in” is reserved for death or dismemberment only. (Hope neither happens! Feel better! 🫶)
- Idk who needs to hear this but they put something sleepy in this 🤣 it’s helped me sleep for 2 weeks now without fail and I wish I was being paid for this endorsement but I’m just trying to help. Oh hey I’m a defense attorney (shocker) ☠️
- Bro…you seem cool so please don’t just be saying this for clout 🙃 if you’re not, hard support.
- Me as I have a dentist appt at 8am because I was once a hopeful person last year
- Gonna try to call into work with internal bleeding tomorrow (I stubbed my toe)
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- Reposted by SKP“Twitter is a defiant producer of illegal porn, the kidnapped president of Venezuela is on trial in New York, and Europe is scrambling to figure out a response to a potential US invasion of Greenland” ok bro, sure, those are things
- The Labyrinth 40 yr anniversary rerelease was playing tonight and I don’t wanna take the makeup off 😅
- For anyone who doesn’t know the definition of gaslighting: pls see the “justification” of an innocent US citizen being murdered by the govt.
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- As an exhausted mom of an 11 year old boy, I can accurately state that male audacity starts way too early in life
- Reposted by SKP“No one teaches the Western canon anymore!” “Look, Plato’s Symposium is right here on my syllabus!” “Whoa, whoa, whoa—not that!”
- "I’m going to pause here just to review: an institution that purports to be a university has told a philosophy professor he is forbidden from teaching Plato." surreal times dailynous.com/2026/01/06/t...
- Hey yall can we talk about how the viral songs are made by people with ADHD…and I don’t mean the artists I mean they are made viral by influencers with ADHD I just know it because the beats SLAP
- Mid life crisis realization: things and people are *so cute* til you’re taking care of them and it’s a job.
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- Men, what is holding you back from answering that second texted question?!
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- Can @48hourscbs.bsky.social and @datelinenbc.bsky.social please stop the dramatics with pleading “not guilty”?!?! It’s literally part of the process if the defendant wants to exercise their constitutional right for a jury trial. Pls stop being part of the of problem because I love both of y’all
- changed my bio today to remove “baby lawyer”. I’ve seen more shit in 18 mos than I should have and I deserve the whole ass title of attorney 💅🏻
- Legal name: Ichabod Crane Capybara. Nickname: Iggy (obviously) He is the biggest cuddle buddy ever 🥰 CDS pulls through once again
- Reposted by SKPThere is zero excuse for police, in a free society, to wear a mask. Cowards
- Why is wall art so expensive pls
- I keep my life and relationships publicized enough that yall can find my killer if I die 😆
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- Menopause is the final form transition like in the OG tamagotchis. Are you gonna get something INCREDIBLE?!? Or are you gonna stay a swamp witch who doesn’t really care if anybody feeds you because eventually you’re gonna feed yourself 🤷♀️
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- Gold!
- OH.
- My sister-in-law who is the best human being I’ve ever met tells me this while we were commiserating about how many lives we’ve lived in the last 10 yrs: “I'm still alive but my spirit was burned at the stake by some asshat who found out I had pockets and thought I was a witch” 💯best human being.
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- Why am I still shocked to read stupid shit like this and be forced to acknowledge people like this actually exist
- If you plan on visiting TX (not sure why you would but anyway) be aware that LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE mid to large city has construction and it’s annoying as fuck.
- This test can get fucked up the ass with a cactus and no lube. We are taught to be advocates and compassionate for others’ struggles and this is devoid of either emotion/action. Full stop.
- If The Hunting Wives ain’t an accurate depiction of literally everything in Texas (even though it wasn’t filmed here) I don’t know what is. This is derogatory lol.
- My life is a dumpster fire with one crisis after another but my plants aren’t feeling ✨a thing✨
- A male client today in court told me it “doesn’t seem like you know how this process works or what you’re doing.” Ok go off but I just found you a comparable specialty court program 8 states away in less than a minute and got the judge to agree to transfer. But yeah, def my 1st rodeo 😑
- He’s just a weird little guy with his scoot 🤣🥰
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- Some things about me and feelings I woke up with (expand image, I have lots of thoughts and feels):
