Chris Porter
Baby Daddy. Boo. Teacher. Taylor Swift crashed Christmas. Habitual Line Stepper. Retired party aficionado. PA Announcer. #GeauxTigers
I spread sunshine & chaos.
- NOW YOU TAKE LAMONT SANFORD MY CHILDHOOD IS DYING BEFORE MY VERY EYES
- Reposted by Chris PorterI've always liked this angle of Michael Jordan flying.
- Dear diary… it’s day 30 of captivity in this timeline & one of my childhood moms passed away…
- Reposted by Chris PorterJust visited with Liam and his father at Dilley detention center. I demanded his release and told him how much his family, his school, and our country loves him and is praying for him.
- @plutokiller.com, not sure if you TikTok, but this one takes jabs at your favorite dwarf planet. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8fCtuuy/
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- Reposted by Chris PorterThis guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars
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- MCU fans listen up I have a question from a basic familiarity with comics but love the movies kinda guy. So, would the infinity stones not exist in every timeline? Assuming they are, what’s to stop someone from just traveling across the multiverse collecting infinity stones & being invincible?
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- Reposted by Chris PorterIt’s the 2+2=5 party.
- Reposted by Chris PorterThe same people who told you that what you saw on Jan. 6 was a peaceful tourist visit are telling you that what you saw on Jan. 7 wasn't murder.
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- Reposted by Chris PorterI hate to break it to you, but heavily-armed government militias are roaming unchecked through US cities and shooting human rights observers dead in the streets. That's happening in our country.
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- Somebody just lost a ton of money on that safety in the Sugar Bowl.
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- You haven’t danced with the devil if you haven’t taken a shit in a Waffle House
- Hello @plutokiller.com I’ve lived in the country with beautiful night skies for 6 years now & just now realized I should have bought a telescope the day I moved in. Do you have any of the top of your head recommendations for a good affordable amateur telescope?
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- Indiana republicans have more backbone that my state senator has ever had. When he was on the attack he was like the Tupac song and everywhere I went I saw the same Ho. Now that people have questions he doesn’t have a talking point for he’s pulled a Luda & Rolled Out
- I’m not really the sunset posting type but come on.
- Reposted by Chris PorterSpot on, Mr. Rather. 🎯 💯
- Reposted by Chris PorterHOPE WALZ: “What world are we f*cking living in? I draw the line at Gus. You people are f*cking disgraceful.” She says MAGA loyalists are now driving by their home and yelling “R*tard!” at her family and her special needs brother after Trump called GovTimWalz the R word.
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- American Colonization Society Core…!
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- Why isn’t he going in & bombing the meth labs in the rural south? Oh… they’re his voters.
- I’m gonna tell my grandkids this is Vecna.
- Reposted by Chris PorterThis is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
- Reposted by Chris PorterIf a phone still works fine, it’s not “device hoarding” to keep using it. It’s common sense.
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- Reposted by Chris PorterDo republicans yelling at us about Bill Clinton realize most of us were children during his administration and legally prohibited from voting? lol This is supposed to be some kind of gotcha? If he did bad things throw him in jail. I do not have Bill Clinton flags in my boat. (I do not have a boat).
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- The stranger things captions are dirty
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- Reposted by Chris PorterThis video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.
- Reposted by Chris PorterWOW: The White House says the president's MAIN PRIORITY is his BALLROOM. SNAP is ending. Subsidies for health care are gong to double and in some instances quadruple plan premiums. The government is shut down. The cost of living is through the roof. And his priority is his ballroom.
- How TF am I expected to donate food to a food shelter when I’m working 7 days a week between my teaching job, my coaching job, & my weekend side hustle to afford necessities?
- Reposted by Chris PorterThe 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $6.6 trillion, after getting $1.2 trillion richer over the past year alone. Meanwhile, the rest of the country is getting squeezed by tariffs and high prices for groceries, utilities, and health care. The system is broken.
- All this is happening because billionaires aren’t just happy being billionaires.
- If someone asked me what kind of teacher I am, it’s somewhere between this guy…
- I’m watching the new BTK documentary & a boomer getting caught being a serial killer because he believed the police when they told him he couldn’t traced if he communicated via floppy disk is a 🧑🍳 💋
- Imaging sending in troops to intimated people only to get trolled by a bunch of hipsters in inflatable costumes in front of the world.
- NGL, Portland looks fun AF right now.
- Reposted by Chris PorterLoyola University Chicago's Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt has passed away at 106 years old. She was a Catholic nun, campus minister and official chaplain of the Ramblers men's basketball team. RIP.
- My rolling tray is a Johnny Cash collage WTF you mean “can seem deeply uncool?”
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- Post you from different era (1989)
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- We live in a timeline where a pastor who took a munition off the dome at close range & another dude in an inflatable frog suit who threw roundhouse kicks at ICE are symbols of the current resistance. What a time to be alive.
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- Every neighborhood in America had that one hateful, arrogant, unimposing kid who would talk shit, spew obscenities, & make threats from their front porch & would run back inside if you made the slightest move toward him from the sidewalk. Every neighborhood had a Stephen Miller.
- Taylor: “He dickmatized me and opened my eyes.” Travis:
- The Life of a Showgirl is a good listen. The Swifties will understand more of it than I do, but there are 12 songs & this is album #12. I’m getting a vibe the tracks represents the corresponding era. Didn’t she write this on the Eras tour? She spent the whole time reflecting & this is the result.
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- The goal is to privatize everything & award the contracts to private businesses in which they’re invested. We all understand that right?
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- Reposted by Chris PorterI was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)
- Look I know it’s not nice to call people dumb, but come on.
- Um, has anybody realized these ICE roundups are a great opportunity for traffickers?
- The junior high kids at this high school football game have to be insufferable right about now.
