Bulbous Orange Tick
Parasite. Parody. President.
The Diet Coke of Evil.
Under your skin.
- B.O.T. was created to mock the Orange Ghoul who rules the U.S. with a soft brain and an empty heart. Donald Trump is a despicable piece of filth, and so is EVERY SINGLE ONE of his supporters. His mere existence makes every person with the tiniest bit of moral clarity want to vomit.
- MRI results came back.
- Can I eat it? Can I rape it? Can I lie to it? Can I kill the poors with it? No? Then what THE FUCK is this if it has no function?
- Look, it's Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.
- O, behold the HOST! Shimmering with rot, he bellows lies at sacred memorials! Blessed are his flock: PRO-CRIME, PRO-WAR, PRO-RACISM, PRO-ABUSE! And lo, they kneel to their Fictional Sky Daddy, crowning this decomposing toad as GOD’S ANOINTED! AMEN!
- Folks, believe me, the HOST is a GOLD-PLATED PARASITE! GORGES on loyalty! Pardons criminals who SMASH cops! Sells BEST shitcoins to MAGA—winning bigly! Honors fascists, STRONGEST Christianity! PRO-WAR, PRO-GRAB'EM! Protects fellow "ENIGMAS", they worship his fat ass! BEAUTIFUL!
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- Make Fascists Afraid Again
- I AM THE HEALTHIEST PARASITE WHO HAS EVER LIVED. People say it, EVERYBODY says it. Nobody has lungs like me. Nobody has AIR PRESSURE like me. I shatter CONCRETE, with pure AMERICAN WIND POWER. Like a JACKHAMMER, but better. Made of FARTSHIT. Very strong FARTSHIT. The BEST FARTSHIT. TREMENDOUS.
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- THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU RIM PUTIN BUT HE CLAMPS DOWN LIKE A BEAR TRAP. NOW YOU GOTTA PRETEND IT WAS SPRAY TAN!
- The Magnificent HOST — who speaks like a toddler and LUSTS after them too — thinks his supporters are even bigger fucking MORONS. And he’s RIGHT, believe me! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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- The HOST just watched WAG THE DOG (his nurse then explained it in one-syllable words). Now he’s WAGGING THAT DOG SO HARD THE FUR'S COMING OFF. He'd press the nukes before doing a DAY for rape—ESPECIALLY THE UNDERAGE VARIETY! PARASITE-IN-CHIEF! FILTH-SNIFFING SUPPORTERS! ABSOLUTE PIG CARNIVAL!!
