extramarital salmon affair
but i can't let fear get the best of me
rook, he/her, 21+ • #fic
- Reposted by extramarital salmon affairOur next fic preview: "there is no reasonable likelihood of cohabitation being resumed," by @corviiid.bsky.social ! Preorders are open until January 2!
- Reposted by extramarital salmon affairThe digital painting I'm most proud of. I'd like to give sth like this a go in gouache. Wish me luck! medium: Procreate and Photoshop
- Reposted by extramarital salmon affairI bought fancy raspberries only to find everyone dislikes and ignores them yesterday… but Walley the male stinky bug finally ate them this morning. Glad to find at least one of my family members likes them. #sketch
- i think the three worst things that can happen to a person are 1) being forced to be honest about their feelings 2) having a job 3) not having a job
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- just ran into someone in the kitchen at work whom ive definitely never met before and i could see confusion in his eyes but before he could decide whether to ask my name my instincts kicked in and i cheerfully went "hey! how are you?" and i saw him instantly question his entire existence
- sorry new coworker whose name ill now never know. sorry i forced you to bear this burden with my unassailable barrage of pleasantries
- Reposted by extramarital salmon affairNow Available - DIGITAL Zine! Get the DIGITAL-ONLY version of You Are Coming Down With Me, the shuake divorce zine, now! Includes the full PDF version of the main zine, as well as a B&W double-sided PDF of Toppie's mini-zine to print and fold yourself.
- Reposted by extramarital salmon affairback at it again, everything on my shop is 20% off with the code STARLIGHT25 from now until december 15th! ❄️ sadcatjazz.com
- Reposted by extramarital salmon affairMERRY SYNTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT 🎊 You can now play the #SeeYouNextTwilight demo on PC, Mac, and Linux! Download it now on itch: ghostlusterstudios.itch.io/see-you-next... #SYNT #indiedev #gamedev #indiegame
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- Reposted by extramarital salmon affairHere are some sneak previews of the risograph mini zine that comes with the @shuakedivorcezine.bsky.social ! A tour of lyrics from the Mountain Goats' Tallahassee with a secret reverse side. Preorders are open! toppiesart.bigcartel.com/product/shua...
- Reposted by extramarital salmon affairOur zine's first fic preview is of "We Don't Fight Fair" by @tzviaariella.bsky.social! Preorders for You Are Coming Down With Me, the Shuake Divorce Zine, are open now until January 2. Preorder now: toppiesart.bigcartel.com/product/shua...
- when i joined @shuakedivorcezine.bsky.social (zine about divorce) i asked "can i write a fic that is just passive aggressive emails and court filings" and they said yes so that is what i did and that is what this is
- Reposted by extramarital salmon affairIn lieu of a WIP Wednesday, here's a preview of my new fic "We Don't Fight Fair," written for @shuakedivorcezine.bsky.social! Preorder a copy to get delicious 🃏🐦⬛ angst and my answer to a very important question: How would the Phantom Thieves react to an Akeshuake split? (Short answer: Not well.)
- Reposted by extramarital salmon affairDIVORCE ZINE DROP I've been working on this with friends and we're finally ready for love to lose
- 💔 PRE-ORDERS NOW OPEN! 💔 You Are Coming Down With Me - A Shuake Divorce Zine 86 pages of seething hatred and relationship-ending angst between Joker and Akechi! Plus a risograph-printed mini-zine and a ripped wedding photo! Pre-orders open 11/20 - 1/2 toppiesart.bigcartel.com/product/shua...
- Reposted by extramarital salmon affairRemember how I mentioned many, many months ago that I was working on a fic I couldn't reveal yet? Well...
- 💔 PRE-ORDERS NOW OPEN! 💔 You Are Coming Down With Me - A Shuake Divorce Zine 86 pages of seething hatred and relationship-ending angst between Joker and Akechi! Plus a risograph-printed mini-zine and a ripped wedding photo! Pre-orders open 11/20 - 1/2 toppiesart.bigcartel.com/product/shua...
- joker and crow get divorced FINALLY!!!!!!
- 💔 PRE-ORDERS NOW OPEN! 💔 You Are Coming Down With Me - A Shuake Divorce Zine 86 pages of seething hatred and relationship-ending angst between Joker and Akechi! Plus a risograph-printed mini-zine and a ripped wedding photo! Pre-orders open 11/20 - 1/2 toppiesart.bigcartel.com/product/shua...
- Reposted by extramarital salmon affair💔 PRE-ORDERS NOW OPEN! 💔 You Are Coming Down With Me - A Shuake Divorce Zine 86 pages of seething hatred and relationship-ending angst between Joker and Akechi! Plus a risograph-printed mini-zine and a ripped wedding photo! Pre-orders open 11/20 - 1/2 toppiesart.bigcartel.com/product/shua...
- NO WAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
- #Animorphs fans, I'm very happy to share that the first three books in the series are being rereleased next May with brand new covers. 🧊🦎 You can learn more here: thenerddaily.com/animorphs-by... Cover artist: @creepcaptain.bsky.social Book design: Cassy Price and Christopher Stengel at Scholastic
- Reposted by extramarital salmon affair#Animorphs fans, I'm very happy to share that the first three books in the series are being rereleased next May with brand new covers. 🧊🦎 You can learn more here: thenerddaily.com/animorphs-by... Cover artist: @creepcaptain.bsky.social Book design: Cassy Price and Christopher Stengel at Scholastic
- i had a nice cup of earl grey brewing and then got called into and impromptu meeting and now it's oversteeped. just another everyday felony committed by the concept of employment
- there is no typo in this post ⏱️
- tell me why i just opened my browser to look something up and confidently typed "website" into the search bar
- every monday morning i become a person who was just born five minutes ago
- Reposted by extramarital salmon affair[ persona 5 ] 5am cant sleep experimented with layer modes with resident floof boy as motivator 🔥 #persona5 #persona #renamamiya #akirakurusu
- Reposted by extramarital salmon affair🌹 INTEREST CHECK OPEN 🌹 Romance is in the air~ Flowers are blooming, and so is the love between our favorite boys 🥰 The interest check for A Vow Remembered: An #FE3H Boys’ Love Zine is now open! 💘 IC: forms.gle/E8w9ijqBccN7...
- Reposted by extramarital salmon affairhi folks! if you've worked with me on a previous zine (either as a fellow mod or contrib), i'd like to request if you can leave some testimony here regarding my modding 😂🙏 a buyer perspective is great as well! i'd love to hear from you folks too 😌
- opens ffxv ost relaxing mix hears 1 second of somnus closes ffxv ost relaxing mix
- experiencing deep emotional pain is NOT my idea of relaxing i dont know what i was thinking
- with all due respect (emits a short and sharp scream)
- Reposted by extramarital salmon affairPelagic fauna
- my coworker likes to go around the office with the horoscope but without fail every time he gets to me he's like "gemini?" im starting to get concerned about what energy im giving off
- me: nope. do i seem like a gemini coworker: (beat) no of course not! because you're not a horrible two-faced person! me: haha! (😨)
- reminiscing. who else can say their favourite video game got them defrauded collectively to the sum of almost thirty thousand canadian dollars. persona 5 is amazing
- Reposted by extramarital salmon affairAs promised, new Persona artwork. [fracture]
- roleswap is growing so stupidly long that im starting to consider splitting it into two chapters because it is getting genuinely unwieldy
- writing is worth it for the moments when you remember this is your own personal bullshit that you can do whatever you want to
- Reposted by extramarital salmon affairArt Tips 1. Watch apricots carefully. 2. Paint a cassowary.
