- just ran into someone in the kitchen at work whom ive definitely never met before and i could see confusion in his eyes but before he could decide whether to ask my name my instincts kicked in and i cheerfully went "hey! how are you?" and i saw him instantly question his entire existenceDec 18, 2025 03:28
- sorry new coworker whose name ill now never know. sorry i forced you to bear this burden with my unassailable barrage of pleasantries