Ian Rasmussen
My twitter bio was better
- I don't care if they uploaded them early, I'm only watching HBO on sundays
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- The concept of my work training on how to use my body as a shield during a mass shooting event with a bitmoji as the instructor
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- Reposted by Ian Rasmussenpatient : doctor i am depressed . doctor : solution is simple , watch the muppet show special with sabrina carpenter patient : ohh good idea !! i actually perform as a clown named pagliacci so im big into comedy
- This image being used as a cognitive recall test for those born before 1985
- Reposted by Ian RasmussenWe gotta go back.
- At some point they really do need to add that rule that dogs can't play basketball.
- Reposted by Ian Rasmussendril has once again been suspended by Bluesky moderation, this time for his actions while employed at the Betsy Ross museum
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- Reposted by Ian RasmussenAfter a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
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- Did bluesky ban dril? Will never shake those wet blanket accusations now
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- The arts tax this year needs to go towards buying Music Millennium and running it as a public good.
- Reposted by Ian RasmussenSaturday's teargassing is now part of the national conversation.
- After Portland and Minneapolis I'm convinced that cities should respond to Nick Shirley arriving in town by having a local sheriff escort him to the county line like at the start of First Blood.
- slopaganda goes west www.theverge.com/news/873400/...
- If I downloaded hinge today, what are the chances I can get past the talking stage to get a Nirvana The Band The Show The Movie date for Valentine's
- This American life interviewed this guy as part of their story about the right wing stream machine that helped fuel the Portland on fire histeria, it's a good episode www.thisamericanlife.org/877/the-maki...
- 🚨 Documents leaked to me reveal a federal watchlist of American protesters suspected of being Antifa - including its supposed leader. One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa": www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
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- What if we got married at a Portland pickles game
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- Reposted by Ian Rasmussenone thing that's great about Bluesky is when there's new Chotiner piece we all meet up like fans of a band for a surprise listening party
- That Egg kid is bald as hell
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- Reposted by Ian RasmussenJust got gassed pretty good at the labor union anti-ICE protest in Portland. Massive march, 5-10k strong. Vibes were very much liberal rather than radical. Lots of kids and older folks. They gassed the whole crowd as soon as it marched on ICE, in broad daylight.
- Reposted by Ian RasmussenA little girl in Portland, OR after being tear gassed by ICE. what the actual fuck.
- Reposted by Ian RasmussenFederal paramilitaries running up on the rooftops to fire irritants and flash bangs down into a peaceable assembly full of little kids
- Remember audio scrobbling, why did I think in 2007 it was really important that my friends know I listened to frogs theme from Chrono trigger seven times in a row.
- A women went to The Pitt with a cough, doesn't she know it's 4th of July weekend and West bridge is sending all their patients to their already overflowing ER??!?
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- Reposted by Ian RasmussenDemocrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-b…
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- In order to stop the extreme lawlessness of the current administration we are currently exploring options to potentially make it illegal twice
- This is how I hope my e-mail finds you
- Would you still love me if I warped speeded myself into a salamander
- These happy moments where everyone in the feed is making Harry Hole jokes for an hour and then stopping is the magic of a cron feed that you just can't get in modern Twitter
- Gordon Clark's death in Halt and Catch Fire but his last thoughts are of the 1992 film Sneakers instead of his family
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- the most "I'm just really happy in my headspace" anyone has ever been
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- BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
- Reposted by Ian RasmussenBREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
- Reposted by Ian Rasmussena not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
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- Reposted by Ian Rasmussen“Abolish ICE” - ICE www.nytimes.com/2026/01/26/u...
- George HW had to apologize to farmers once when he said he didn't care for broccoli.
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- Reposted by Ian Rasmussen"They've radicalized the Massive Cock subreddit" I say to no one in particular while my wife fills out divorce papers
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- Reposted by Ian RasmussenI don't think it matters whether or not Alex Pretti had a gun www.theverge.com/policy/86745...
- A new ‘SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE’ sketch imagines a toy commercial for ‘ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER’ action figures. #SNL #OneBattleAfterAnother
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- Reposted by Ian RasmussenAlex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.
- Seems like a good system to create a job that attracts those with the least amount of humanity and empathy and then arm them and give them blanket immunity for murder
- Reposted by Ian RasmussenThere is evil and then there is this
- Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed. www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
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- Getting a babe from the gay bartender >>>>>> getting a boss from the food cart guy
- Honestly amazing
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- Reposted by Ian RasmussenVoted for ICE funding
- Marie Gluesenkamp Perez got to be the only Reed graduate who is also a cop.
- Reposted by Ian RasmussenThere is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
- Reposted by Ian RasmussenI guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
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- What if we kissed in the Everything in its Right Place exhibit at the Kid A Mnesia museum
- An order of thugs not bound to the constitution are fully running state sponsored terror campaigns in the streets of America, and I also remembered that The Pitt isn't on until tomorrow night. So all and all pretty bummed
- Reposted by Ian Rasmussen"Portland + Lewiston represent the smallest metro area to become a target of the Trump administration's #immigration crackdown." BUT: Maine is a blue state. Red states Florida (1.6M) + Texas (2.1M) each have more undocumented immigrants than Maine has PEOPLE (1.4M). It's *NOT* about immigration.
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