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- Reposted by Star Wars MinuteJanuary 10th at Dynasty Typewriter…. THE MOOFMILKERS: A Live Staged Reading of Star Wars Episode 7: The Force Awakens in person tickets are sold out, but you can get live stream tickets and watch from literally anywhere in the world. swliveread.com
- Worth doing a Sly Moore/Slimer mash-up? youtu.be/dHcpcQehSPM?...
- Reposted by Star Wars MinuteSalacious Crumb Occupied Government
- Reposted by Star Wars MinuteBREAKING: Ambassador Trentino of Sylvania has endorsed Cuomo
- EV-9D9 has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
- Reposted by Star Wars MinuteBo Bichette? Bo Bichette? Where?
- Reposted by Star Wars Minutejust discovered that there was a leak from someone involved in the restoration team revealing that Disney is, indeed, restoring the theatrical cuts of the original Star Wars trilogy! complete with screenshots!
- Reposted by Star Wars Minutestill makes no sense how Dark Horse got the Star Wars license back when Marvel still publishes lots of Star Wars, but I flipped through this on a whim because of the Francavilla cover and my jaw fuckin dropped. Luke and Leia meet another weird Force demon, hardly original, but JUST LOOK AT IT:
- I assumed this was AI but here’s him calling Darth Vader a fine man.
- These rugs have been a Trandoshan tradition for a long time. Do your research
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- #StarWars #CloneTroopers #AttackOfTheClones #temueramorrison #Parody #Elvis #ElvisPresley #CommanderCody #Rex #BadBatch #RockAndRoll
- Reposted by Star Wars MinuteSometimes when you read the list of who liked your post
- Reposted by Star Wars MinuteEvery time I rewatch “The Last Jedi,” it inches closer and closer to my #2 spot in “Favorite Star Wars” movies. I dearly wish the three sequels worked better as a whole, but damn, “The Last Jedi” just WORKS.
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- I wish we got to hear more of her diplomatic accent
- Because at age 5 in 1977, seeing #StarWars on the big screen was a religious experience: It’s #StarWarsSunday! Share something Star Wars—toy, book, scene, character—from any era! This is a positive space & it’s all good! This week: Our Princess! Leia (Skywalker) Organa. #PrincessLeia
- Reposted by Star Wars MinuteA little treat for Empire Strikes Back fans: extensive description of Leigh Brackett's contributions to the screenplay, which were substantial, especially in terms of subplots and locations. www.denofgeek.com/movies/star-...
- Reposted by Star Wars MinuteI’ve been fortunate enough to attend a couple of these shows live in person. So much fun!
- Reposted by Star Wars MinuteOne unforeseen turn my life has taken is getting to be involved in the @starwarsminute.bsky.social /The George Lucas Talk Show LIVE reads over the past year and change. Getting to share the stage with so many talented funny people has been amazing!
- Reposted by Star Wars Minutewow, tough to choose...
- Reposted by Star Wars MinuteSomeone in comments (and now I can't find the actual comment, sorry) said the best Star Wars trilogy is now Andor, Rogue One and Star Wars Ep 4, and you know what, I'm here for that argument, call it the "Death Star Trilogy"
- Reposted by Star Wars Minute20 years ago I was seeing @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social at the Bloomfield Ave Cafe and now @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social has brought him into my @starwarsminute.bsky.social world. I'm glad he's got 'Jah' in his character name. #skanowmorethanever
- Reposted by Star Wars Minute🔴 LIVE STREAMING TONIGHT 🔴 IT’S A YUBBY NUBBY EWOK MURDER PARTY: An All-Star Live-Reading of Return of the Jedi! Sat, Aug 16, 6:30p PT at Dynasty Typewriter In-Person tix are sold out but you can get access to livestream at swliveread.com! @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social @starwarsminute.bsky.social
- This Saturday, August 16, 6:30p PT at @dynastytypewriter, IT’S A YUBBY NUBBY EWOK MURDER PARTY: AN ALL STAR LIVE READING OF RETURN OF THE JEDI! In-Person tix are sold out but you can get access to the livestream at swliveread.com!
- Reposted by Star Wars MinuteStarted an Andor rewatch, and I’m struck through the early episodes by how few alien-alien characters there are. It’s almost all humans (even from different planets), plus the odd droid here and there. Helps keep the fascism parable relatively grounded.
- More people are considering AI lovers and we shouldn't judge
- Qui-Gon’s catch phrase “There’s always a bigger fish” also works thematically. You might *think* you understand the bad guy’s plan but there’s actually a bigger villain of whom you might be completely unaware—and for whom you are completely unprepared. #StarWars #Prequels
- In other words, the threat you’re fighting isn’t the true menace but a phantom, as it were
- If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers.
- Wait a minute: one of Ani’s complaints about sand is that it’s coarse—coarse-sand = coruscant?!?!
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- Reposted by Star Wars MinuteSome of the quotes on this don't really match up to the headline, which gives me hope. But some of them do, which dashes that hope. I fear we might've gone around the bend in terms of thinking that whatever is the technologically latest is qualitatively best.
- Reposted by Star Wars MinuteWhile I am extremely proud of how well my daughter played Darth Revan’s Theme at tonight’s piano recital, I’m disappointed her teacher would not allow me to “speed run” Knights of the Old Republic on the screen behind her as she performed.
- I feel like #Kenobi beat them to the gate
- Reposted by Star Wars MinuteWow (Wow). I've been a fan of Nick and Mitch since I saw them all crush at the UCB and writing a Doughboys movie in the much better format of comics under their and the Commissioner's very funny eye has been a dream. Art by @fredcstresing.bsky.social and colors by @megcasey.bsky.social!
- Reposted by Star Wars MinuteThis was great. Go get the live stream. It's available for a few more days. And go back and watch the readings of the prequels, @vicmmic.bsky.social is the best Obi Wan you've ever seen.
- THIS SATURDAY, MAY 31 at Dynasty Typewriter ….MYNOCKS FROM SPACE: An All-Star Live Reading of The Empire Strikes Back! In-Person Tickets are sold out (there will be a standby line) but livestream tickets are still available! TIX: swliveread.com
- There is no try only do, but it’s probably too smart for you.
- ADD a letter and ruin a movie: The Least Jedi
- THIS SATURDAY, MAY 31 at Dynasty Typewriter ….MYNOCKS FROM SPACE: An All-Star Live Reading of The Empire Strikes Back! In-Person Tickets are sold out (there will be a standby line) but livestream tickets are still available! TIX: swliveread.com
- If you see this, quote repost with your favorite character in ALL of #StarTrek
- If you see this, quote repost with your favorite character in ALL of #StarTrek
- Reposted by Star Wars Minutehey remember Bigger Luke theory well here comes Bigger Ben Mendelsohn theory
- Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. Rebels in a trash compactor! #UncleSheevsJokeBook
- Reposted by Star Wars Minutegiven that ANDOR avoids so much typical star wars bullshit, it's wild to remember that ROGUE ONE is about some EXTREMELY typical star wars bullshit (a fun bit of worldbuilding from the OT becomes an overdetermined plot point entangled in the protagonist's relationship w/their estranged father)
- Reposted by Star Wars MinuteNancy Reagan's personal astrologer but for Emperor Sheev the First.
- Reposted by Star Wars MinuteAndor's second season is over. Let's look back at how all twelve episodes worked together. Spoilers, they were great and it was awesome and I'm gonna miss this show: youtu.be/vA7vTo070B8?...
- Reposted by Star Wars MinuteBorn on this date: Peter Mayhew! #Chewbacca #starwars
- Reposted by Star Wars MinuteSoooo... who is going to tell him?
- Reposted by Star Wars MinuteMinute 10 of #EmpireStrikesBack Did you notice that in the film #LukeSkywalker is upside down once per act, and that each time he levels up one #Force power? You’d think the #JediTemple would be filled with #padawans doing handstands.
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- Reposted by Star Wars MinuteI like #Garindan. I wanted to give this the feel of an old #pulpMagazine, with #LukeSkywalker playing the damsel in distress. #StarWarsMinutes #StarWars #ANewHope #JohnWayne
- Reposted by Star Wars MinuteAt the Orioles game on Friday this @alexrobinson.bsky.social original design got a lot of compliments.
- Reposted by Star Wars MinuteFine, since we're doing this. Wrath of Khan Undiscovered Country First Contact Search for Spock Voyage Home The Motion Picture Generations Insurrection Nemesis Final Frontier Beyond Trek Into Darkness
- Reposted by Star Wars MinuteNe wanna wanga
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- With all due respect, telling us #MayTheFourth is like wishing a barfly Happy St Patrick’s Day
- Reposted by Star Wars MinuteThe first fake #StarWars comic cover I drew. Technically, it’s a recreation of a real comic, in this case #HowardChaykin’s (I think?) classic cover.
- Reposted by Star Wars MinutePlea from a Princess! At one point I had the insane idea of doing a comic cover for each minute of #StarWars. Most would’ve been by me, but I would’ve invited other artists to take a stab at it. #ANewHope #PrincessLeia #LukeSkywalker #ObiWanKenobi #hologram
- Reposted by Star Wars MinuteI’m beginning to think this @hodgman.bsky.social guy isn’t a real judge, guys… www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
- Reposted by Star Wars MinuteJohn McCain and Jar Jar were both senators :)
- Recently read a SW short story written in 1978. In it the debris from the first #DeathStar wound up orbiting in a ring around Yavin. Has something like this been done in canon?
- The wait is finally over! MACLUNKEY TREASURE ISLAND: AN ALL STAR LIVE READING OF STAR WARS, EPISODE IV: A NEW HOPE is live on YouTube! Check it out at swliveread.com 📸: @dellorsophotographystudio
- Reposted by Star Wars Minute‘STAR WARS: STARFIGHTER’ will release on May 28, 2027. Starring Ryan Gosling and directed by Shawn Levy.
- Reposted by Star Wars MinuteDrop some headwear
- Reposted by Star Wars MinuteWe are celebrating #StarWarsDay on Sunday, May 4! The Star Wars marathon begins with A New Hope @ 11 (bit.ly/ANH1977), then Empire Strikes Back @ 1:40 (bit.ly/ESB1980), then Return of the Jedi @ 4:20 (bit.ly/ROTJ1983). Get your tickets now! #Cincinnati
- Reposted by Star Wars MinuteI didn’t come up with the concept. It’s all the fault of @starwarsminute.bsky.social Go to moviesbyminutes.com for a huge list of other psychos examining movies in this format.
- It’s kind of strange that none of the #DeathStars had built in shield generators.
- I know what you’re saying: Sheev intentionally built the shield generator off-site to lure the rebel ground forces as well! Ok, but the rebels only deployed a Falcon’s worth of ground troops and the benefits of an onboard generator would likely prove useful for future use
- And yes, in the case of DS2 Sheev needed it to blow up so the pieces would provide a clue to the way finder that would bring Rey to Exegol
- 🏴☠️ 🚀 MACLUNKEY TREASURE ISLAND 🏝️ had the most impractical practical effects. The force will always be with you, and as for the theater… the white confetti will likely always be with us too. RENT THIS MASTERPIECE on Dynasty.TV!
- Reposted by Star Wars MinuteWhat will we do if we win the webby this year? 1. Have 2 webby(ies?) 2. Have an air locked case and a 24 hour armed guard (Broad sword) @samreich.bsky.social promised vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting...
- No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
- Swaamp
- #BehindTheScenes: Force ghost cameos with Alec Guinness on the set of 1980’s 'Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back'.
- From the #StarWars comic strip, November 1982. Between this and being the Kenner promo figure people were probably excited to see what big part #AdmiralAckbar would play!
- Naturally, any character this hyped would deserve an on-screen death.
- I’m reading a 1982 comic (Goodwin & Williamson) and an actor got plastic surgery and coaching from Vader so he could convince Luke he was Obi-Wan restored to life by #TheForce!
- It’s not as crazy as it first sounds when you recall Luke only hung out with Ben for a few hours before Obi became more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
- (PS it would’ve been funny if Vader replied with “I dunno I can imagine quite a bit”)
- Reposted by Star Wars MinuteThis fun moment from the George Lucas Talk Show reading the Star Wars prequels scripts may make me admit those terrible movies were simply ahead of their time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIzt...
- Reposted by Star Wars Minuteevery college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now
