J. Elvis Weinstein
Showbiz General Practitioner
TV: MST3K (original cast), Freaks and Geeks
DOCS: I Need You To Kill, Michael Des Barres: Who Do You Want Me To Be?
STAND-UP ALBUM: Chunks
PODCAST: Thought Spiral (w/AndyKindler)
- Seems like there'd be some ICE guys watching that.
- And there will be even more voters there to surround them.
- Just cancelled my @washingtonpost.com subscription because democracy dies in darkness.
- Do you serve red or white wine with groundhog?
- Nah, a perfect joke would be accessible to people under 50 too.
- If America was a Tootsie Pop, the owl would be on his third lick.
- It's always sad when America loses a Canadian.
- RIP Catherine O'Hara. The world is a little less delightful now.
- Got a burning or non-combustable question for our next show? Leave it here or use the hashtag #TestShow436 by 9am tomorrow (fri).
- "Melania" - the story of a Patrick Nagle print that comes to life and skulks her way to the White House opens this weekend.
- Now Mpls. will forever have a bloody mist to go with its purple rain.
- His fake number has been stuck at 18 trillion for months. Even his imaginary investors are putting on the brakes.
- Sounds like more of a winning GoFundMe lottery ticket than a scarlet letter.
- So does Greg Bovino move to Argentina now?
- Hasn't Robert Kraft had enough happy endings?
- Reposted by J. Elvis WeinsteinCharles Yang of Time for Three absolutely slaying me. I would lose my mind if I heard this live. Even crappy phone speakers made me scream and cry.
- Oh, it's a penguin. I thought he was abducting a child.
- If only they would have renamed it the TRUMPHO
- Paid agitators don't do 30 below zero.
- It's so cold in Minneapolis even Mary Tyler Moore would keep her hat on.
- I wonder how many Trump donors will be buying up blocks of tickets for "Melania" next week. I predict there will be many sold out, empty theaters.
- Hey, if my parents got an abortion, I wouldn't be here either! I guess we're all Mike Johnson.
- I am proud to be from Minnesota. We're stubborn people - think Dylan going electric, Prince going unpronounceable, The Replacements purposely fucking up every opportunity. We're like that.
- Next he'll say he can't join Mar-a-Lago.
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- Got a good question for us? Leave it here or use the hashtag #TestShow435 by 9am tomorrow.
- You have to have patience and allow the Hindenburg to reach its mooring post.
- He should use the same makeup he uses to cover the numbers on his forehead on that bruise.
- Via @gettyimages.com
