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- Come to Fesshole Live in 2026! Tickets on sale for Glasgow, Leicester, Luton, Leeds & Cambridge. Sweden Tour visits Malmö, Göteborg and Stockholm, and Anon Opin hits Leicester and Glasgow. Best of Fesshole, audience confessions, secret history & more: sites.google.com/view/fesshole
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- Children's books should have a list of characters at the start, along with suggested voices or accents. I don't want to get two-thirds of the way through a book I'm reading for my daughter before I discover that I should be doing a Scottish accent for one of the characters.
- People say Fireworks Night is the best time to shoot someone. Well 5th January is the best time to dispose of a body and pretend it's a tree. That's exactly 2 months you need to store the body safely.
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- Wanker from down the street: "I'm stealing these traffic cones in a passive-aggressive attempt to stake out a private parking place outside my house"
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- "If you don't let us kill foxes we'll kill our dogs" is SO revealing.
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