- Me returning from the pub aged 18: "I'm stealing these traffic cones for the sheer fun of it." Me returning from the pub tonight aged 45: "I'm stealing these traffic cones to put them on the double yellows by my kids' school to stop people parking dangerously."Jan 25, 2026 17:20
- Wanker from down the street: "I'm stealing these traffic cones in a passive-aggressive attempt to stake out a private parking place outside my house"
