Noodle (they/them)
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married, mixed race, queer bleeding-heart, anticensorship, neurodivergent, nerdy, proship, lefty.
Yorkshire expat.
Run-on expletive laden sentences abound. #Fandom - 3 laws safe
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- I am gonna need the person at the FBI who is writing the cover up stories to read a different detective novel than the one the devoured in middle school where the killer carved his message onto bullet casings, you know, for variety (Disclaimer; For legal reasons this is a joke...)
- Getting intermittent "SSL handshake failed error code 525" on #AO3 with lag. If you're also here because you noticed slowness or failure to connect: this is your reminder to always load an entire fic before you start reading so you don't get caught by the next chapter not loading in case of issues
- I cannot possibly be the first nerd with a hyperfixation interest on potions and alchemy to want to make a MTG deck around this theme, that is not statistically possible, this game is thirty years old So why the fuck is there literally only one reddit post on this topic?
- TOTD: The "bisexual means same and different not male and female" to "I'm queer because I do not have the time, patience, or crayons to explain this to you" pipeline is real
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- <Insert oBRITglatory treason/ungrateful colonials/what a waste of perfectly good tea joke here>
- Anyone know how to reliably root a pixel 7a? If they're trying to force AI as a security update then I'm no longer concerned about breaking what I have left of the warranty so I don't have to have that
- Seeing as windows have decided to break their own toy, anyone know of something like Ghost that can create a SRP that won't delete itself after 60 days on Windows 11 (24h2) since this patch tuesday release?
- If you're able to call a man who started the morning with one name by a completely different name because he stood on a balcony and told you he picked his new one, then I don't wanna hear shit about how not deadnaming trans people is hard from now on
- The Pope should "avoid appearing to take sides in these old ideological battles" With your whole ass chest? At your big age? And you were paid to write this?
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- Correction: "being part of the queer leftist progressive ✨HP✨ fandom" The fact that you had to put words in my mouth out of context after I had already said in that thread that I don't support her, to make me your strawman, just proves you're an idiot.
- If you had a problem with a black Snape and not with a short Hagrid, I hate to break it to you but your concerns were not about authenticity to the source material. Also fuck JK I hope the entire thing flops
- Weren't technically at Hands Off (because I'm an immigrant and I don't fancy being deported) but we wandered around in thematically appropriate clothes to do some touristy stuff in that area.
- Another one probably a bot @david0012.bsky.com who only seems to follow afabs, no posts and drops into DMs uninvited. You know the drill. Block and move on.
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- My reading sorted!
- So, er, I have a question? What's the difference between an MMORPG and a Walking Sim? Asking for er, the characters I rolled slow before I realized how annoying walking can be in WoW and BG3
- Seven planets in the sky and then I get in the car after work and Carry On Wayward Son is the first song to play I am going FUCKING NOWHERE this weekend /jk
- Reposted by Noodle (they/them)You GUYYYYSSSSSSS The military choir sang Do You Hear the People Sing from Les Mis at the governor's dinner at the white house. Thanks to @beebrookshire.bsky.social for helping me fact check tihs one. As far as I can it's only "officially" been posted on Dan Scavino's FB
- Anyone else seeing EXACTLY this EVERYWHERE (+/- spelling errors)? "Why are people are mad about DOGE? You are mad at the person that auditing your bank and find the bank has been stealing your money, and you're angry at the auditor. Why?" Yeah...🔗https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illusory_truth_effect
- Gender? Nah, I'm non-practicing
- Er... *checks notes* History of violence. Um, *shuffles papers* Shouldn't have resisted... Must have been drugs in his system.... (Am I doing this right? It's my first time)
- This is a really long winded way of crying that your special skill isn't elitist anymore. The game has integrity, it will still play; but maybe nasty little boys will learn that chess alone isn't a personality, sportsmanship matters, and that they should also be somewhat likeable away from the board
- If you don't have skills today is the best time to start; cheap electronic repair kit and strip down and rebuild anything with moving parts, learn to sew, learn to knit or crochet, teach yourself to cook without recipes (old episodes of Ready Steady cook are your friend), learn first aid
- Reposted by Noodle (they/them)My dad was tortured by the Gestapo for 4 days and thrown in a concentration camp for being in the Norwegian Resistance. Growing up, he would tell me things he learned in the Resistance. I thought, I'm never going to need this stuff. Here's some of those things #Thread
- Me: I'm reassured about Trump by this week, he's had 4 years to plan but he isn't a Yes Man so someone at P2025 says "do exactly this" and he thinks "my way or no way" and fucks up Andy (roommate) : yeah, it's like if you 𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘩𝘺𝘦𝘯𝘢 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘥𝘰𝘨 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 (emphasis mine 😂)
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- for the sake of all that is sacred to you online, update your smart devices when you get them especially when you got them for a major holiday!
