Misty Massey
Just a damned scribbling woman. I write about magical pirates, undead gunslingers, and whatever else strikes my fancy. I'm an editor for several small presses, and a cast member on the Authors&Dragons actual play podcast.
- Reposted by Misty Masseyworth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
- Loot that drops after defeating me: - A skull & crossbones coffee cup - A partial bottle of Follow Me Boy oil - A package of frozen pork bao - Moopsie! - The Matrix DVD - A fabric vine twisted 3 times to fit around your wrist
- Reposted by Misty MasseyIan McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
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- If you see this, post a character that starts with B Bleys of Amber, in case you weren't sure.
- Timeline cleanse. Teenage Crush? Smart has always been sexy to me.

- If you see this, post a character that starts with A.

- Share a preacher, nun, or priest.

- Introduce yourself with 4 songs. - Breathe (2 AM), Anna Nalick - Don’t Let It Show, The Alan Parsons Project - Fortress Around Your Heart, Sting - Misty, Johnny Mathis
- Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
- Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college. Acting 1 Shakespeare Existentialism Phonetics (French) Central American History (Spanish)
- 1 like = 1 random line from one of my WIPs, published works, or trunk novels! (Stolen from @mcmanlypants.bsky.social , because it sounds fun.) #writingcommunity
- Yourself but as a cartoon
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- Reposted by Misty MasseyHi friends, just checking in from Minneapolis. Can we put out a couple asks for your support? 💕 Turns out, it's really hard to run a lit mag in your free time when the federal government has besieged your beloved city.
- Describe your plot in five words or less - if you dare. "Forget it, Eli. It's Elephanttown."

- Reposted by Misty MasseyFrom this moment forward (and before, but clearly now): -If you work for ICE. -If you vote for money for ICE. You are complicit. This is the gestapo. You're on the wrong side. You can't pretend not to know.
- Post a female character you love.

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- Quote a gif with a clue of where you're from…

- Reposted by Misty MasseyJack Smith: "My fear is that we have seen the rule of law function in our country for so long that many of us have come to take it for granted. The rule of law is not self-executing. It depends on our collective commitment to apply it."
- Me: What's that smell? Todd: I heated up some lunch. Me: Okay, I just didn't recognize it. Todd (joking): Well, I did add alien tentacles. Bleys (dead serious.and a little confused): Is that some new kind of hot sauce? And now I want someone to create a hot sauce line called Alien Tentacles. 😁
- Drop a hero.

- Reposted by Misty MasseyCall your reps. Let them know that if they vote for ICE funding, you will not vote for them ever again. Representatives need to feel the heat. NO on ICE funding. No excuses.
- So the House is going to vote TOMORROW on the DHS funding bill that includes funding for ICE. There's a real chance we can get Dems to vote NO on any bill with ICE funding to sink it. Once it goes to the Senate we likely lose this chance. 24 hours. Go. www.fightforthefuture.org/actions/no-f...
- Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence. "The marriage seemed strategic at the time."
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- I WANT GREENLAND!
