- May his retirement be very, very long and may he never sleep more than an hour of it. May he wake up sweating to find his only company is the silence of vengeful ghosts. Also may a Minnesota tick give him a red meat allergy, because he seems like the type who would absolutely melt down.
- BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
- May there be a small amount of poison ivy hiding under every spot of underbrush he thinks is safe.
- an Alpha-gal syndrome reference! 🧪
