evil sam
here in spirit not in practice / johnirvingbot babysitter
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- I FORGOT ABOUT HIM AKSHJAHDHSJ SORRY he’ll be back up in the morning :)
- Would John Irving like conclave? No. but to be fair he didn’t really like anything
- [chuckling and shaking my head] oh, guy who perished under mysterious circumstances in the arctic 200 years ago, we’re really in it now
- Reposted by evil samYour feeling vexed at not hearing from me convinces me, more than a dozen letters could, that your interest in my welfare is still the same, and nothing could tend more to remove a horrid feeling of jealousy which sometimes crosses my mind, when I think it possible;
- If there’s a problematic pairing in any media source, trust that i will find it
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- Reposted by evil samBut, my dear Malcolm, do not think for a moment that I am at all displeased at your scolding me; far from it. Nothing could have pleased me more.
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- Happy I found the poor lady quite insane Saturday
- okay sorry was i supposed to watch the movie about 100+ violently touch starved and viscerally devout men gathering together to psychologically intimidate each other in the pope hotel and just NOT be weird about it omg
- holding my plant’s leaf hands in my own and going what. what’s wrong with you. what great illness ails you in this way. speak to me
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- Cross posting things on multiple platforms feels like being shot 39 times in a row but you can find my silly ass conclave art on tumblr @ lacroixupdates
- looking real relaxed for a guy who knows he’s not supposed to be on the counter
- Her name was Pringle
- Reposted by evil samIt vexes me to leave England without seeing you; but it cannot be helped.
- Are y’all into conclave over here
- sorry I didn’t realize he was offline for so long but you know art imitates life or whatever
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- Slay diva
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- added a tally for every time I’ve mentioned Edward Little in my “reasons I’ve cried” spreadsheet
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- “JUST GET THE HEAT FIXED IN YOUR CAR ITS -4° AND IT WILL ONLY COST YOU $35” and deny myself the simple pleasure of stopping at the gas station for a nice cup of hot chocolate every time I drive anywhere? I think not
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- i can’t knit and i don’t have the spoons to learn can i pay anyone to make this for me
- he said everyone hates me but not for the usual reasons yaayyyyyyy
- 🏳️🌈🤨
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- I should go to grad school
- btw im gonna try to send these out sometime next week :3
- okayyyyy holiday card time get your special evil sam mail here :3 docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
- can someone going to galaxycon Columbus ask Con O’Neill if he’s watched the terror yet. i forgot to get an update on that
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- I’m not doing the “pick a number 1-100 and I’ll assign u a song from my wrapped” thing this year my music taste was ASS
- “no one cares about your spotify wrapped” not true. i do. i care
- reading endurance in front of the fireplace. drinking sleepytime tea. three blankets on my lap. cozymaxxing to the extreme
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- Edward Little I would have fed you ketamine and kept you safe forever
- Reposted by evil samI hope I got the uniform right lol #TheTerror
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- Reposted by evil samThe whole of us are laughed at for reading the Bible, and, horrid to relate, we go by the common name of “the Holy Ghost boys.”
- unfortunately for john irving of her majesty’s royal navy, i was born
- hello okay i think it’s funny so i will be doing this pls sign up here to receive your picture of john irving in the mail docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
- that one oomf you can tell is only here for John Irving bot
- Reposted by evil samwatching CAPTAIN AMERICA: WINTER SOLDIER for the first time in a minute and yeah, this is still in the top 5 of everything that has come out of marvel studios
- this dude loves an info dump
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- i do think it’d be fun for the jirving bot to do holiday cards where you just get like. a photo card of him with a random gay ass quote on the back. however i believe the target audience for this is just me
- okayyyyy holiday card time get your special evil sam mail here :3 docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
- Are y’all doing holiday cards this year…….
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- Reposted by evil samMake art that you think is fuckin sick as hell. Make the shit you never thought you could that you always wanted to see. Beat your insecurity to death and fight to become your own favorite artist.
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- What’s Con O’Neill up to lately
