Brandybeans
Inventor of The Night Toast: The Toast You Eat At Night™
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- Really good Pittsburgh dirtbags in this episode of The Pitt. Branding the Penguins logo on your brother is classic stuff
- I've managed to twist myself into a knot where I find any panicky "Trump is going to cancel the elections" as annoying as any sort of smug "oh you fool, it's simply impossible to rig an American election."
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- It’s time to put Billie Eilish’s theory of property out to pasture, Richard Epstein and Max Raskin write. "Americans are not thieves who built on stolen land." wapo.st/4rDYzrn
- This is my favorite Muppet. His name is Lew Zealand which is a hilarious name
- Watching too many reels and realizing just how many people live in those shitty prefab suburb houses. I'm in the top 1% of cultured Americans simply by living in a prewar home
- Reposted by Brandybeansthis is literally the critique of crypto that was offered when it was launched, so please, fuck off into the sun
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- Look, when she's right, she's right
- Sports and Local were the only things the Washington Post actually did well
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- lmfao
- ICE Employees Vent on Reddit, Saying They're Not Getting Paid and Still No Insurance Despite Promises Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
- I don't think we need to track down NFL players who aren't Bad Bunny fans for quotes. I just don't think this is a thing anyone should be sending any time on
- The thing in like 2018 where everyone was emailing Noam Chomsky to get his take on random stuff was a psyop he started so when the Epstein stuff leaked he could be like "yeah but I just respond to every email I get like that. Epstein stuff is just nbd"
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[Not loaded yet] - I guess I understand why some people don't like her whole deal but I'm very in the bag for Jane Wickline on SNL.
- Reposted by BrandybeansLarry Summers complaining to Epstein that his kids admire Bernie Sanders too much
- Sam Raimi #1 at the box office. We've truly never been more back
- It's so fucking crazy Tim Walz was almost vice president and he has revealed himself in the last month to be more spinless than Tim Kaine. Where do the Democrats keep finding these guys?
- Reposted by BrandybeansBREAKING: Federal judge orders Adrian Conejo Arias and his minor son, L.C.R., released. "The Great Writ and release from detention are GRANTED." "Civics lesson to the government: Administrative warrants issued by the executive branch to itself do not pass probable cause muster."
- This is Clark from The Americans
- It's really funny looking at who various Epstein file guys endorsed in 2016. Trying to choose which of your two favorite pedophiles should be president
- Jeffrey Epstein writes emails like the Clickhole Queen Elizabeth bit clickhole.com/hello-i-am-u...
- Reposted by BrandybeansELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
- Amendment King is back, baby
- General Strike would be a good name for a member of the Cobra Commanders
- RIP to the Washington Post. A Wall Street Journal for even dumber centrists and ghouls. A newspaper that has not done anything of value outside the sports section my entire adult life, *especially* including the time they wrote about me
- Spent a lot of time thinking about the General Strike and my ultimate conclusion is that I think this particular Instagram Infographic general strike is the first good one despite it still not actually being real in any tangible way like all the other ones
- I don't know why this, of all the things going on, is the one that is making me lose it the most but I am feeling fully insane now. Straight jacket and padded walls levels of crazy
- President Trump has filed a lawsuit against the IRS, in which he demands that the IRS, which he as president controls, pay him $10 billion. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
- This sucks!
- Reposted by Brandybeansi get the sentiment and i'm glad people are ready to mobilize and i love my city but man, i hate quotes like this. as if minnesota didn't burn down a precinct in 2020 while new yorkers spent a loooot of time marching in circles while following grifters with megaphones
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- Not often a left wing guy writes a song that sucks that we all have to pretend we like because its message is good. More of a right wing country star thing to do. Congratulations to Bruce Springsteen for breaking that cultural barrier
- Reposted by BrandybeansI’m the only one at this 3:25 showing of Melania so I asked the usher if I can smoke and he said go ahead.
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- The guy and I understand but a beautiful woman with a bob like that should know better 😞😞
- Personally, if I held all the cards against an extremely unpopular and morally bankrupt entity like DHS, I wouldn't make several preemptive compromises
- Dems coalescing around 5 restrictions on ICE, I'm told: DHS required to cooperate with state probes (big) CBP stays at border warrants for arrests IDs, bodycams ICE out of churches, schools "That package unites a lot of Dems," Sen Chris Murphy tells me on the pod: newrepublic.com/article/2057...
- Reposted by BrandybeansWho’s next? One demotion cannot detract from accountability. Greg Bovino and Trump’s agents must still be held responsible for the killings and the damage they’ve done to America.
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- Reposted by BrandybeansCurrent status of the fundraisers for those killed by ICE: Renee Good: $1,499,580 Alex Pretti: $1,289,249 Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423 Parady La: $45,848 Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991 Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640 Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538 Geraldo Lunas: $2,260 Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935
- The Christmas Adventurers want to show you, your brand new office :)
- We should bring back saying "aaand twins!!" in a 90s beer commercial way, but instead of a sort of weird sexy thing it's a way to show our respect to the beautiful people of Minneapolis and St Paul, the Twin Cities
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- Surely this, the 3rd all staff meeting discussing the future of CBS that has taken place since Bari took over, will be the one that rights the ship
- Bills could've slept walked into the Superbowl against this Patriots team
- I don't want to see it every week but I do love an occasional dog shit game of football
- I kinda thought that if Tim Walz wasn't running for reelection he might be more willing to stick his neck out and do literally anything about his constituents getting murdered but I am a fool to have had such thoughts at all
- Reposted by BrandybeansPhilly been dining out on the Hitchbot thing since 2013 . It’s been decades since they whipped a battery at Santa. The craziest thing they’ve done recently was when that guy ate shit after the Eagles won and that was before COVID. Minneapolis has the belt right now sorry to say.
- Reposted by BrandybeansINSIDE PAUL MCCARTNEY'S NOTEBOOK C G Nurse Nancy's feeling fancy dancy Am F At jamborees with Brother Jim * INSIDE JOHN LENNON'S NOTEBOOK To Do: ☑️ look up more slurs for wife
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- I wrote about Minneapolis. nymag.com/intelligence...
- Solidarity with Minnesota and the twin cities today
- I'm so sad the hot in a scary way rep from Washington state is extremely evil. I'm not surprised, I guess, but still, a huge bummer
- Me and all the other fat fuck losers avoiding eye contact and eating red hot ranch before the Doughboys show tonight
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- Reposted by Brandybeansjack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.
- General strike conversation at work and it slowly dawning on my colleagues that as labor staff that actually means we would have to work more, not less lol
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- Unless it's like "we are putting these guys in the machine from Clockwork Orange and forcing them to watch DEI videos 24 hours a day for the next 10 years" I don't think more money for training is really the answer for these ghouls
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- Reposted by Brandybeansschool being canceled because the president sent armed thugs to harass and imprison the populace for voting against him should be the biggest domestic scandal in american history
- Reposted by BrandybeansI just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
- Sort of quaint to see this meme still. The long 2016 marches on.
