Irrationally Calm
Calmer than I ought to be
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- [First date] Me: You’re in for a real treat later. My anus looks like a group of Michael Chiklis impersonators gathered around an open grave.
- Siri has a poor sense of humor. I once did the under there/underwear joke to her and she sent a SWAT team to my house and spent my entire direct deposit on edible arrangements
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- Them: Can I tell you something? Me: Probably? I mean you’ve demonstrated you can ask me something so it should really just be a matter of punctuation.
- Sorry I cried “to the thicket!” before going down on you.
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- How much ball cleavage…dickolletage if you’d prefer…is best for a white tie event?
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- I’m sorry it “ruins the mood” Sharon, but my mom taught me to always say “oopsie” whenever I make a mess.
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- How many times should I pump my Reebok Pumps in order to achieve optimal sexual performance?
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