Rebecca
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Twitter, est. 2014
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- February, love is in the air. So is a deep desire to go home and lie down.
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- Sometimes I sit by the window like I’ve lost the love of my life. But I’m just waiting for my DoorDash to arrive.
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- When I explode under stress it’s a personality flaw, but if trees do it, it’s ‘science.’
- I have behaved beautifully throughout January, which feels excessive given the conditions.
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- There was no casual way to hear ‘Hoochie Mama.’ You either sat it out or made decisions you still defend.
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- Seagulls don’t walk. They strut as if they just filed for divorce and won everything.
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- Reading a book so people think I’m improving myself, not just avoiding conversation.
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- I’m not saying the full moon caused this, but it’s the most reasonable explanation available.
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- Reposted by Rebeccathey should invent a year that's better than the one before it
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- I’m already tired of 2026 and it hasn’t even shown up yet.
- I keep my Christmas lights up past Christmas to remind everyone nothing is really over.
- I sing Christmas carols after Christmas to remind my neighborhood that joy has consequences.
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- Home Alone is a holiday reminder that peace begins the moment everyone leaves the house.
- A Christmas Carol proves some people need supernatural threats just to say thank you.
- December turns me into someone who believes a fat man with a beard can fix everything.
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- Reposted by RebeccaMy wife handed me a clean towel and asked me to “put it in its place.” So, I looked at it and said, “Don’t forget that you’re only a towel,” and I was reminded yet again of just how lucky this woman was to be married to me.
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- Reposted by Rebeccapuke and rally, but it’s just you reading the news, throwing up and trying to find the will to keep going
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- I’m either extremely productive or staring at the wall like I’m in a Victorian painting.
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