Jim
Progressive Meatbag. I gave at the office. Shitposting is life. I will reskeet all Alt Text.
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- Reposted by JimGlow sticks hold the sins of all the children who forgot to release the fireflies from the jar
- Reposted by JimI would survive a horror movie simply by not being a dumb bitch
- Reposted by JimThis bitch...
- Reposted by JimGirl Scout cookies are a scam and everybody knows it.
- Reposted by Jimtwo glasses of cabernet in, ama
- Reposted by Jimsometimes I doubt your commitment to corn dogs
- Reposted by JimMy body wants water but my heart wants wine
- Reposted by Jim24: boyfriend and I watched some pretty old movies last night me: *thinks Casablanca and Ben Hur* yes, which ones? her: Pretty Woman and Sleepers me: her: me: *leaves room* her: wait! where are you going? me: oh, to leave out a goat for the tyrannosaur and water for the triceratops
- Reposted by JimIf you see dog, post dog
- Reposted by JimThe phenomenon of quote skeets getting more likes than the original is scientifically proven
- Reposted by JimIs the enema of my friend my frenema?
- Reposted by JimMe softly saying “ope sorry” when I bump into someone Also me alone in the car: screaming about bodies dropping
- Reposted by Jimyou are the only one I want to run away with
- Reposted by JimI hit a padlock with a stone 3 times and it didn't burst open. Every movie lied
- Reposted by JimSearching for the meaning of life at the bottom of a bag of mid tortilla chips
- Reposted by Jima frenemy sounds bad… frenemanemone, well, its frenemies are in the sea.
- Reposted by JimYALL HEARD THE WOMAN
- Reposted by JimI need an oreo emoji
- Reposted by Jima moontage of all your butts
- Reposted by Jimhot take but just being alive and housed shouldn’t be so fucking expensive.
- Reposted by JimIdk about yall but I’m only watching Green Day and Bad Bunny on Sunday
- Reposted by JimYou have two wolves inside you. Congrats you are now a furry
- Reposted by JimHey bro, you look like you need a hug. Have a hug 🫂
- Reposted by JimIf you don't have anyone to kiss for new years eve. Grab your nearest burrito. It will be like kissing me.
- Reposted by JimTbh everyone is a cat to me until I meet them in person.
- Reposted by Jim*puts mouth on microphone* Buttholes
- Reposted by Jim*puts mouth on microphone* Boobies
- Reposted by Jimsorry i got my foreplay sauce on your shoes again
- Reposted by JimThe Sound of Shitposts
- Reposted by JimHowl's Shitposts Castle
- Reposted by JimA Few Good Shitposts
- Reposted by JimIn the Name of the Shitposts
- Reposted by JimEight Shitposts In A Duffel Bag
- Reposted by JimThe Shitposts of Wrath
- Reposted by JimSee No Shitposts, Hear No Shitposts
- Reposted by JimPretty in Shitposts
- Reposted by JimSixteen Shitposts
- Reposted by JimThe Breakfast Shitposts
- Reposted by JimThe Man Who Shitposts Too Much
- Reposted by JimCharlotte's Shitposts
- Reposted by JimGone with the Shitposts
- Reposted by JimButch Cassidy and the Shitpost Kid
- Reposted by JimShitpost a Little Shitpost
- Reposted by JimLegends of the Shitposts
- Reposted by JimSmokey and the Shitposts
- Reposted by JimBack to binge watching The Good Doctor 😭
- Reposted by Jim*clears throat, taps mic* Attention all, uhh, most. We made it. January is over.
- Reposted by Jimcelebrating what is rather than mourning what never was
- Reposted by JimNever mind the jobs you've had or the classes you took, tell me 5 things you can eat until you explode. #FoodSky 1. Cheese 2. Pickles 3. Olives 4. Jila mints 5. Lemon Sherbies
- Never mind the jobs you've had or the classes you took, tell me 5 things you can eat until you explode. #FoodSky 1. Olive garden minestrone 2. Gummy candy 3. Red vines 4. Pasta 5. Girlfriend's homemade ice cream
- Reposted by JimQP with a movie that makes you cry every time Milo And Otis
