''Acadian Seaplants, a massive Canadian corporation and owner of Arramara Teoranta, has put in an application to harvest tens of thousands of tons of wrack from huge swathes of the west coast.''
Sign the petition and lets stop this from happening ✊️
#SpeirGorm
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Stop a Canadian corporation harvesting huge forests of seaweed from the west coast
There should be a public consultation on this plan opening soon but lets gather signatures to demonstrate the fact that up and down the west coast, thousands of people don't want our seaweed rights gi...
Caught my wife in bed with an abstract artist. He said "it's not what it looks like"
The US has some quirky traditions that are really important to Americans, but seem silly to people in other countries, like pardoning a turkey at Thanksgiving, asking a groundhog to predict the weather, or allowing the Electoral College to choose their president.
Happy Groundhog Day to my American friends!
Happy Mincedpork Day to everyone else!
“Melania” really hurting its Oscar chances with a January release.
bari weiss is blocking 60 minutes’ report into the latest epstein files release until they have a new, on-the-record interview with jeffrey epstein
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Four days until our February show.
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Heard a rumour that Laura Kuenssberg will be the next high profile Tory to defect to Reform.
The Doomsday Clock is at 85 seconds to midnight, representing a time of unprecedented danger. To put it into perspective, that's only 64 seconds from a So Solid Crew comeback.
“And this is how we point at the sea”
I won't accept 10% off, sir.
This is what I was promised
A broken man is right twice a day.
Why did the farmer buy loads of chicks?
They were all going cheap.
Do you ever add a job to your job list that wasn't on the list before, even though you've just done the job so technically it doesn't need to be added but you like the feeling of crossing it off anyway
I can understand why you hate people who sit on the fence but, on the other hand, I can see why some people find fence sitting so appealing.
Some people use comedy as a defence mechanism. Others use it as an offence mechanism.
𝘐 𝘞𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘓𝘪𝘯𝘦 is my favorite song about a field sobriety test.
More like the world egonomic forum, amirite?
They say life begins at 40, which explains all the crying and incontinence.
Oof.
always terrifying when no one is there to bless you and you're just racking up unblessed sneezes
Should I conduct an experiment to see what happens when bishops' hats are on too tight?
Hmm.
Mitres swell...
Those who Keanu, do. Those who Keant, teach acting.
the pretty ladies kissing ed morrish on the lips boom could falter without more pretty ladies taking up kissing ed morrish on the lips, ed morrish warns
It’s a shame Brooklyn Beckham criticised his parents so harshly, because David speaks very highly of him.
Every YouTube instruction video should have a "jump to recipe" style button, that brings you to a 100 word step-by-step written guide.
password must be different than any previously used password, ever
DISSTOPIA: an insufferable society where leaders spend all their time exchanging insults through the media.
That chalk outline really brings out your dead eyes.
Maybe RFJ Jr’s appointment is because Trump really really wanted to win the Nobel Prize for Medicine and didn’t get it
this is one of the factors that made me set up smelt. subscription services only seem to work for specific shows - but general streaming services will always spend your subs money on 'the thing most likely to be popular'. this is your chance to say, "i want this to exist, please"
I've said it before and I'll say it again...
it
It takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile so, yes, I do work out.
So apparently I've been following The Old Testament. Yep. There's a whole new one. I know. It's very different.
I have to assume Lionel Richie wrote the lyrics "Easy like Sunday morning" before he had kids.
He died doing what he loved - nothing.
The Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe is due a reboot.
I checked out the librarian and now she's a couple of weeks overdue.
I was a big fan of Cheers back in the day, but some of the references seem so dated now, like wanting to go where everybody knows your name.
I've never read To Kill a Mocking Bird, but I think I've seen the film. Jason Statham, right?
Imposing a 25% tariff on every one of my followers until ONE of you finds me a husband
Due to a clerical error, I wore some nose-cancelling headphones and my glasses fell off.
It's really more of a shame helix...
Instructions to cook Kevin Bacon
1) Preheat oven to six degrees
When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, that's-a-more AI
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When I was diagnosed with synesthesia, it was music to my eyes.
Growing up means losing your imaginary friends, and gaining imaginary enemies.
You didn't believe me when I said Iran's supreme leader was deranged. Hate to say Ayatollah you so.
20% of parents regret the names they gave their children. That's why we stuck to traditional names for our two boys, Simon and Garfunkel.
Hating someone because of their race, religion, sexual orientation or gender is stupid. If you just take the time to get to know them, you can hate their personality.
thought about starting a salamander habitat but axolotl work
I'm against pranks but there is one that a friend did on me years ago that I can't help but respect.
It was 2008ish and a few of us were hanging out in my house.
I went to order us a pizza on the phone and he was like "Oh you can do it online now. If you set up a new account, you get half off."
