Rads
Everything in moderation, except for snacks. twitch.tv/its_radsy
- villain: hah! ironic that the one who shot you is your English professor! me: *bleeding out* actually it's... it's coincidental villain: *a single tear drops down his cheek* ... you passed
- what's your favorite video game music? mine's "single note sustained on a euphonium in a room with slight reverb"
- Felt cute, might give away a white Cherry MX 3.0 keyboard while building a PC twitch.tv/its_radsy
- GONNA DRINK MALORT AT 1PM EDT FOR THE FIRST TIME ON MY SUBATHON, 14 hours remain! Come say hi!!!! twitch.tv/its_radsy
- Left my fiancé at the altar. The relationship is over, but the human sacrifice went perfectly
- kinda cool how all the rich are turning against each other. maybe we don't have to eat the rich. maybe they'll eat themselves
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- i should call her
- only now realizing it's called "duck duck goose" because geese are aggressive
- "student driver" sticker but fully licensed to drive, just also in law school
- joke’s on you, IRS, every day is taxing
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- getting gang banged by philosophers is called getting a trolley run on you
- [teaching my boyfriend cards] ME: the blue ones represent logic, the yellow are morality & order, the green use instinct & interdependence, and the red value chaos & impulse HIM: *frantically flipping through UNO instruction booklet*
- come together right now over me -a gangbang probably
- deleting all of my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old-fashioned way (at the police station after being taken in because i called the police when someone tried to break into my house when I was going to see if my little brother was ditching school)
- really caught my eye how your dating profile said you like “good beer.” it’s cool how you think the stuff you like is good. not a lot of people are that brave
- can't tell if I’m manic or have suddenly become able to survive without food and sleep
- aight ok I enrolled in a voice acting class thing everyone say "good luck rads hope you make your parents proud"
- THERAPIST: listen, I really need you to relax ME: *banging fists on table* BUT HOW CAN IT BE “BIRTHDAY CAKE” FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR
- I turned 29 today
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- BOSS: is your makeup tattooed on? ME: yeah it's exhausting to have to put it on every single morning BOSS: why a clown though
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- Not sure if it’s my depression influencing my drinking habits, but I’m willing to take a shot in the dark
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- stores be like "you'll pay for this"
- OFFICER: show me on the doll where he touched you GIRL: I… I don’t think I can OFFICER: it’s okay, I’m right here with you GIRL: uhh— *pointing somewhere random on an octopus figurine* is this- I don't know where anything is
- She's live! Rn!!! Wow!!!
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- I made tiramisu and now it's the only thing I eat for breakfast
- My friend says I’m self-absorbed, so I took a long, hard look at myself. Beautiful
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- VILLAGER: ew, look, it’s the boy who cries wolf BOY: it's called a fursona
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- *the music stops* MAGISTRATE: put him to death! GLADIATOR: fuck I hate musical chairs
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- do you think that a tiny car has to be full of clowns to be considered a “clown car” or is a clown car a stand-alone entity outside of clowns that shrinks its occupants
- putting lotion on isn't making your skin any less dry because you're only addressing a symptom and not the source of the problem. You gotta drink that shit
