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- Reposted by philVenn diagram of had friendly email correspondence with Jeffrey Epstein and argued that wokeness is a dire threat to civilization that must be stopped before it finishes destroying freedom.
- hahahahaha come onnnnnnn
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- Elon Musk, Jeffrey Epstein and Woody Allen on a Carribean island at Christmastime? www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
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- Reposted by philGeorgia Fort, an independent journalist and vice president of the Minnesota NABJ chapter, was also arrested by federal agents this morning I was sent this video of agents at her door:
- Reposted by philIan Austin, an Army veteran, was arrested for protesting ICE in Minneapolis. But he’s continued protesting. Senior reporter @julialurie.bsky.social spoke to him. “When they say, ‘Why would you be out here?’ How the fuck could I not be out here?” he says. “My nation is under attack."
- Reposted by phil(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
- Palantir employees are pressing company leadership over its work for ICE in internal company Slacks obtained by @wired.com "In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this." Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
- come on man
- Reposted by philObviously this is a setback but I think it's important not to let it discredit the concept of building a long, extremely narrow glass city in the middle of the desert. www.ft.com/content/036b...
- Hey everyone, just wanted to come to you, hat in hand, and tell you: I was right. And everyone else was wrong, and continues to be wrong. But what's important for you to know now: I'm still smart and right.
- Reposted by philMinnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.
- Reposted by philYears from now, it'll be difficult to explain the things people in media were wailing about before all this. Sophomores writing underconsidered op-eds about cultural appropriation. Protests against demagogues on campus. YA drama. "Mobs" on Twitter. These were the threats to free society.
- Reposted by philYouGov is out with a new poll after ICE killed another person in Minnesota today. Abolishing ICE is now +5 among all adults, and **+12 among independents** substack.com/@gelliottmor...
- Reposted by philJust staggered by the complete moral void of not even *pretending* to wait for more information before pivoting to “the opponent of the state deserved it.” It is so insanely depraved. Soulless.
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- Reposted by philGotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
- Reposted by philon February 20th, take a trip to the only place where the law means less than it does in present day America
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- I wrote about Minneapolis. nymag.com/intelligence...
- think we've hit the peak of projection in "everybody ELSE is committed to sex offender criminals"
- humiliating, evil, insane, and stupid. you can only pick four
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- Reposted by philEven today, some things can be said with absolute certainty. These lines will never cross again. www.nathanielbullard.com/presentations
- i'd imagine they'll soon start calling him a nobel peace prize recipient as a loyalty display
- Reposted by philpretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
- Reposted by philStunning photos from Minneapolis, including this one by John Locher for the Associated Press. www.theatlantic.com/photography/...
- (bombing during standup) i'm trusting you with my jokes
- honestly blown away she has shame???
- look upon my works, ye mighty, and let me know what you think
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- but tom, if people stop using hateful rhetoric, what will you hungrily devour as your eyes glow red hunched over a cauldron in your cave? your nice suit will fall to tatters and you will wander from town to town, lost and bewildered, desperately seeking the animosity upon which you once feasted!
- Reposted by philThe “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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- Reposted by philFor all that the media has spent years freaking out about what social media does to our brains, I don’t understand why there appears to be little effort to grapple with the fact that these chatbots are, for some not insignificant portion of the population, literally psychosis machines
- Reposted by philthis is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
- "They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words." - Sartre
- Reposted by phillike 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”
- aw yeah. 2025's gonna be my year
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- whoever said “a chill wind blows” was right. i hate those things
- for all the savvy shoppers out there, i just got a REALLY good deal on christmas trees. picked up a dozen, should be set for a while
- our viewers are my north star. they are very far away, and i do not think about them except in a vague, metaphorical sense
- if you say “good morning” to someone you’re normal. “good afternoon”? congrats on your job in sales. and if you say “good evening” you’re a pervert
- running the bases a bunch before the other team gets there so the game starts at 82-0
- tacking a 2x4 on the bottom that says "and also the Phil Jamesson Center for that, too" and instantly becoming the Secretary of Theatres
- one of the best things you can be an attorney at? gotta be law
- i stand corrected
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- happy thanksgiving folks. i am exceedingly lucky from family to friends to profession and i am both aware of and grateful for it. i hope you have a nice day today
- Reposted by philhow did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
- i know "word of the day" is a thing but given its consistent applicability, can i nominate this as the word of the century
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- Reposted by philIn 2024, China installed 1.5x as much new solar as the entire US installed base. (via MS/Jonas)
- i love the idea of jeffrey epstein being like "no im afraid i cant be your friend. you are a republican"
- i am playing a ridiculous version of this where everything is random, if a pokemon faints it dies, i can only ever catch a total of 6 of them, everything is 50% harder, and i can't train on wild pokemon. and thats just like, part of the rules. should be easy watch: www.twitch.tv/philjamesson
- “it’s mid november, and you know what that means - it’s our black friday sale!” cool man, words mean whatever now right? it’s 8:30 pm so it’s time for breakfast next week
- well, if the funniest thing always happens, this certainly would be the natural answer to "well what if bill clinton ends up in the files"
