Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport)
Best news this week: Amazon pulled the Melania movie from this Oregon theater after the owner mocked it on the marquee.
Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport)
Best news this week: Amazon pulled the Melania movie from this Oregon theater after the owner mocked it on the marquee.
Again, this is FALSE. Administrative warrants are NOT signed by an immigration judge (or any judge at all). They are generated and signed by ICE officers themselves with no external oversight whatsoever.
Here is a blank sample warrant. Note who signs off on it; an "immigration officer."
Q: You're a constitutional lawyer. Can you detail the 4th Amendment protections someone has if ICE approaches their home w/an administrative warrant?
MIKE JOHNSON: When ICE goes to execute a warrant, it's issued by an immigration judge, & that is a sufficient legal authority to go apprehend someone
exactly. this is not difficult.
as.ft.com/r/58ed1b23-d...Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
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So after 2.5 years of Israel unrelenting genocide in Gaza some stats.
Israelis and others killed Oct 7th - 1195
Hamas killed since - 12,000 approximately of the 30,000
Palestinian civilians killed - 71,000
Don't tell me this was a military operation, it was a genocide that continues today.
The Boss speaks.
A reminder that the New England Patriots plane is flown by Omni air who contracts with ICE to fly people in chains to Africa and Asia several times per week.
Go Seahawks.
This is what it looks like when the government stops even pretending it has to tell the truth.
A man ends up with a shattered skull and bleeding in his brain while in federal custody.
ICE offers a story that medical professionals say makes no sense.
🚨 ICE Said He “Ran Into a Brick Wall.” Nurses Say That’s Impossible. His Skull Was Shattered in 8 Places.
Eight fractures. Brain bleeds. A shifting story. And a hospital staff terrified of armed agents. This is Minnesota now.
"We should forgive our enemies, but not before they are hanged."
Heinrich Heine
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Yes, who wrote this email to Jeffrey Epstein — and why did DOJ redact his name?
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Register to vote in your state and vote the bums out!
Vote.gov share.google/qUjEFO9xI8QN...
Register to vote in your state | Vote.gov
Find the information you need to make registration and voting easy. Official voter registration website of the United States government.
What about the 3 million Epstein files that still haven't been released, and what actions are the Democrats going to take about the allegations. backed up by multiple sources. that Trump and others are guilty of the rape and murder of children?
Open letter to our Senators:
Gentlemen, Ladies, we don't really care about ICE not getting even more funding. We don't care about more "training" and more rules they won't follow.
We want ICE de-funded. Dismantled. Gone. Driven out of our cities.
“.. It was laughable, if there was something to laugh about,” said one of the nurses .. “There was no way this person ran headfirst into a wall.”
@apnews.com
apnews.com/article/immi...Shocking news! Bovino doesn't just hate brown people, black people, and peaceful protestors. He also hates Jews! It's almost like he's a white supremacist Nazi or something.
Who knew?
Bovino Is Said to Have Mocked Prosecutor’s Jewish Faith on Call With Lawyers
I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
The City’s Budget is our future. And you deserve to know how it works.
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Of course this is who he wants….
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Email from Jeffrey Epstein: "supposedly a girl said that donal= had sex with her at my house when she was underage.. =C2 . she said she has a witness. in 1993"
This was posted in the new Epstein files release and removed about 20 mins later.
Wonder why that is.
Measured their vaginas and vulvas with his fingers. Forced to give Trump oral sex. I was raped by Trump at 13. 😡
This is the correct way to police ICE. And it drives the far right nuts. Good.
Great hearing this being played on the radio.
youtu.be/wWKSoxG1K7w?...
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there:
The sequel
There are 3,800 kids in ICE custody.
Regular reminder that ICE is NOT law enforcement.
