et 👽 petrie
he/him philadelphian originally from the bluegrass. tired. likes trains and baseball and nature
- would be a shame if the city did a bad job of responding to the impending snowstorm. definitely would be bad if we couldn't keep the roads clear for the imminent roving bands of murderous secret police to do their dirty work.
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- Reposted by et 👽 petrielook if we're gonna talk about pie then i'm just gonna post my reminder that it sounds like Brenda Lee says "later we'll have some fuckin' pie" in Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree
- Reposted by et 👽 petriewhoever authorized putting those new trolley shoes on the SEPTA trolleys should be put in the stocks in the city hall courtyard (or the 40th street trolley stop if we wanna be harsh)
- Reposted by et 👽 petrieI have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
- Reposted by et 👽 petrie“Is Donald Trump in the big tent” - the greatest thread in the history of DSA forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
- Reposted by et 👽 petrieSix different viziers are currently wrestling over the phone that’s logged into Truth Social
- montreal transit i miss you...it's only been 4 months and i miss you...
- Reposted by et 👽 petriegetting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
- Reposted by et 👽 petrieJosh Shapiro "The Get Things Done" Governor!
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- Reposted by et 👽 petrieWow it turns out the entire country is not permanently reactionary because Trump won an election by 1.5%
- Reposted by et 👽 petrieRude of stores to play Christmas music today, in the heart of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald Season
- Reposted by et 👽 petriemight be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
- Reposted by et 👽 petriebringing the periphery (rooting against america in all international sports) to the core (major league baseball)
- sad to see garden court eatery replaced by $8 egg and cheese sandwich place. rancid vibes
- Reposted by et 👽 petrieheartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
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- facebook marketplace needs to understand that if I am in philly I would really rather not drive all the way to brooklyn or DC to pick up items. sure it is only ~100ish miles but the psychological toll of the turnpike or beltway is too much to bear
- Reposted by et 👽 petrieThis generic acetaminophen had an Amtrak ACS-64, four Amfleet 1 cars, a Conrail EMD GP15-1, and some Conrail rolling stock in it. The problem is more serious than I thought.
- Reposted by et 👽 petrie"When my guests come over, it’s gonna be like BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes."
- Reposted by et 👽 petrieI've swapped back to Kagi (kagi.com) for search again - the ability to block domains from your results is so useful I'm not sure I can live without it any more. And Google etc are the most useless they've ever been, pushing whatever makes them money rather than actually finding good results. #tech
- Reposted by et 👽 petrierapture happened if you can read this you are gay
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- yes, the rapture DID happen today. why are we all still here, you ask? well, the only true heaven is the one we create here for ourselves
- Reposted by et 👽 petrieTrees are pretty amazing bits of urban infrastructure. They’re basically the only capital asset that gets -better- after being in place for 20 years … and they’re wildly cross functional. Traffic calming, cooling, beautification, air filtering … 2/?
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- this klint is hilma AF!
- Reposted by et 👽 petrieThe new pope signed up for Twitter in 2011 with a Hotmail email address that he also used for a lot of other stuff, which is how I know that he's probably the first pope on Zynga and almost certainly the first pope on Tumblr
- Reposted by et 👽 petrieKurt Vonnegut man
- Reposted by et 👽 petrieI have a tattoo of art that a Norwegian six year old carved in birch bark 800 years ago you think I give a FUCK
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- Reposted by et 👽 petriethe price of the Switch 2 suggests that the time is finally ripe for the Video Game 3,000 — first reviewed by @jonbois.bsky.social in 2013 — to enter mass production www.polygon.com/2013/8/26/46...
- Reposted by et 👽 petrieLESS THAN 24 HOURS. Join us tomorrow April 5 to say HANDS OFF!! @reprabb.bsky.social @reclaimphila.bsky.social @pftlocal3.bsky.social @newpennsylvania.bsky.social @newsanctuary.bsky.social @ruephilacouncil.bsky.social @seiu.org @apwu.bsky.social 1/2
- i need whoever at j crew designed style BG433 in the floral print in summer 2023 to know that they changed my life. It's my favorite shirt ever
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- Reposted by et 👽 petriei love the lesbian bisexual transgender gay dungeon master community
- Reposted by et 👽 petriei think a waffle house should go in the first floor of the wanamaker building; would be extremely clutch for Philadelphia sports celebrations 💆♂️
- Reposted by et 👽 petrieone thing i learned about Philadelphia tonight is it has a lot of DJ spawn points
- Reposted by et 👽 petrieSUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS! THIS ONE’S FOR YOU PHILLY!
- Reposted by et 👽 petrieNot just America...
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- Stop posting and do something for christs sake omfg
- Reposted by et 👽 petrieOn this day, 100 yrs ago, cars were given priority over pedestrians in the streets of the US. It began Jan. 24, 1925, when the 1st "jaywalker" was arrested in Los Angeles. Until then, it had been a city of walkers, with an extensive street railway network. Victim shaming started right away... 🚶♂️🧵
- I KNEW I'D BE FINE 7.5% RAISE BAYBEEEEEE
- anxiety about today's upcoming performance review has me feeling like a bisque-fired ceramic
- LOGICALLY i know i'll be FINE but when all you have is an anxiety hammer every uncommon situation is a nail, yknow
- honestly most days being on the Internet makes me feel sick. unfortunately to exist in society now you have to be on it
- where's that Conner O'Malley that's like "it's not cool anymore to go on the computer! they changed everything about it!! it used to be so cool!!!"
- Reposted by et 👽 petrieafter days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
- WHY is it always days where I am going nowhere that my hair looks best. Like... I'm glad I'll at least look good for zoom meetings, I guess 😅
- Hate it when my boss DOESN'T ask about my plans for the weekend. I was so excited to tell him about my pot of chili simmering on the stove but it never would have come up organically
- If you showed 13-year-old Twitter user me the kinda of things I post about at twice his age, I think he'd be worried about me, but I'm living my best life
- Reposted by et 👽 petrieWhich city has the best style of pizza?
- Mark my words: someday, the SRT will span the globe. And I look forward to that day
- Great News! USDOT announced funding for active transportation projects -- including for Philly! The City of Philadelphia will receive nearly $13.7 million to construct the Wissahickon Gateway Trail & the Passyunk Connection highways.dot.gov/newsroom/inv...
- Reposted by et 👽 petriewhere does the new york times even find these people
- i am convinced the wedding industry was designed to drive people to madness in order to make them spend thirty thousand dollars
- Reposted by et 👽 petrie(complaining to my next door neighbors, the Vanderbilts, over a glass of 1982 Chateau Mouton Rothschild in the Rotunda of the Pierre Hotel, which is also next door to where I live) It now costs me nine dollars when I drive my matte black Porsche Cayenne 18 blocks in Manhattan
- Reposted by et 👽 petrieI was TOLD there would be SNOW
- Reposted by et 👽 petrieTired: Times Square Ball Drop Wired: Port Clinton, OH celebrating New Year's Eve by dropping an 18-ft long, 700 lb fiberglass fish named Wylie the Walleye at the stroke of midnight www.13abc.com/2024/12/31/p...
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- Driving in Center City on the weekends turns me evil. Remind me never to do it if I can help it
- okay Satisfactory needs to stop calling it a "small update" when it is Multiple Gigabytes, omfg. in what world is 2.69 GB small???????
- Reposted by et 👽 petrietrying to write a new play using only emojis. not going well
- Reposted by et 👽 petriewish i had written stereophonic. however i was dead for over 400 years so only learned about fleetwood mac 2 weeks ago
- Reposted by et 👽 petrieHurt people hurt people; hamburger help people hamburger help them
- Finding out tonight whether they are/are not giants
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