D.B. Law👊🫡🍺😼🎄🥌🚬
Lawyer (mostly juvenile), retired teamster. Cat enjoyer- Nashville Tennessee
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- Loved ones at home wait anxiously for my return.
- “We want to do Nazi stuff but women gonna nag us about it, lol,” thinks subhuman Elon Musk
- ‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-r…
- Ohhhhhhh, that’s who Gary Larson was drawing
- The next time any politician remotely utters the vague NOTION of gutting a welfare program i’m just assuming they’re a pedophile from now on
- one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things
- *SUPREME COURT ALLOWS NEW CALIFORNIA VOTING MAP FOR MIDTERMS
- every time the winter olympics is around the corner i always remember one of the best onion videos of all time
- ME: I caught Monocle Guy stealing my leftovers again. BOSS: Is that true? MONOCLE GUY: (monocle popping off) Good heavens!! ME: He’s not actually surprised. BOSS: Really? He seems surprised. MONOCLE GUY: (another monocle popping off) Dearest me!! ME: No, he’s doing a bit. BOSS: Hm. I don’t know
- In no functioning country is this allowed.
- 6 days until pitchers and catchers report. All time leader in relief innings pitched Kent Tekulve is seen here doing something to his elbow that’s not recommended.
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- Garcia: I want to remind the American public of Stephen Miller. There's probably no single person in this government that has done more damage and more harm to people across this country than this man right here. It's our job to hold him responsible
- Luke Ganger, Renee Good’s brother: “In the last few weeks, our family took some consolation thinking that perhaps ‘Nee’s death would bring about change in our country. It has not.”
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- Crockett: "Now my colleagues want to be the protectors of girls & women. I didn't hear them screaming this when Renee Good was killed in the middle of the street by the same people the vast majority of you just voted to give more money to. It was a lot of crickets, including about the Esptein files"
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- the president is psychotic. in reality, his numbers are near all-time lows.
- BERNIE SANDERS: Do vaccines cause autism? BHATTACHARYA: I do not believe that the measles vaccine causes autism SANDERS: Nah. Uh uh. I didn't ask measles. Do vaccines cause autism? BHATTACHARYA: I have not seen a study that suggests any single vaccine causes autism
- It's Elmo's birthday
- holy shit
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- Lutnick: "Thank goodness you are in this chair changing it and taking it back ... none of this could possibly happen without your leadership, and it is the most fun to stand back here with your leadership."
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- No masks on cops. No masks on cops. No masks on cops. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
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- I'm not sure if some politicians act solely in the interests of their constituents.
- Ager: I had a neighbor who didn’t go to the doctor because he had a stomach ache and thought he’d be all right. Four months later he died. People are more afraid of the costs than getting the care they need. This is happening all across the country, and we can do better.
- Folds on the Kennedy Center 3 weeks ago: I was sick to my stomach when I quit because I knew they were going to run it into the ground. No one that they were appointing had any experience in arts administration, but that was never the point. The point was to take that, run over it, and move on.
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- i love him