Gabriel Bell
I’d rather be picking up something heavy.
Certified for forklift and all powered industrial trucks.
- I love let all the winter farts out of the house weather
- There are some folks pointing out that QAnon and virtually every other culture war craze originated from Epstein and saying that means it illustrates that there is no “two sides” and disrespectfully fuck that. There are two sides: 1) correct, and 2) so stupid you fell for pedophile bullshit.
- Ima hold your hand while I say this. America’s darkest time started in 1776 and never ended
- I love how one second people are reposting articles about palantir/big tech working directly with the government to provide increased surveillance data and the next second there’s a trend in every social media site to post yourself as a child, then ten years ago, and now
- The only reason he didn’t go 0/3 naming states is because he thinks Philadelphia is Pennsylvania
- Reposted by Gabriel Bell[Not loaded yet]
- I had a dream so specific and descriptive I briefly forgot I don’t believe in augury
- Reposted by Gabriel Bellcrazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"
- Jelly Roll is a prime example of how sometimes you gotta not let people like bullshit. Like sometimes people like awful shit you should make fun of them for.
- Alright so there’s an island where a bunch of pedophiles liked to rape children, and that island still exists. There’s also an established sport and conservation practice of hunting feral hogs by firing machine guns from helicopters May I suggest a serendipitous portmanteau
- It is kinda funny that it turns out Elon wasn’t in the pedophile rape club, despite endless lobbying on his part to become a member of the pedophile rape club, because the pedophile rapists were disgusted by him on a visceral level. Elon’s vibes were too rancid for the pedophile rape club.
- Reposted by Gabriel BellSure libs can win in commie places like Fort Worth but what does real America think
- If you were doing that five years after their public conviction for prostitution of a child like the people in these emails are doing then yes you are absolutely guilty by association and the legal penalty for child raping pimp should be hanging.
- I got in an hour lifting session today with the garage door open. Some assorted steps. 17° felt like a comparable heat wave so it was nice to spend time in the sun again.
- On the one hand it would really suck to watch my 401k plummet, on the other hand I’ve got 25 years left to buy into a reset market if it does and this bubble’s gotta pop some time
- It’s always the guys you most expect it from
- Bovino Is Said to Have Mocked Prosecutor’s Jewish Faith on Call With Lawyers www.nytimes.com/2026/01/31/u...
- Wonder Man is refreshing, well-acted, fun to watch without superhero burnout, and seems to actually want to tell a story. No wonder Disney isn’t marketing it. It’s too close to anti-slop.
- Not gonna bother trying to track today. Stopped at the Chinese buffet during grocery shopping for the month and I know the answer is “a lot.” I ate “a lot.”
- Yeah man that was a bribe remember reporting used to be a thing
- That one Trevor Moore song but now you replace the P word with pedophile and it’s still true
- If Obama actually had that dog in him he’d release a statement saying “I know that pedophile ass pussy necked bitch didn’t say arrest me” but he don’t so he won’t
- Casting director: ladies and gentlemen, we’ve found our Myshkin
- Q1 plan is on track, down around 7lbs for January. That more or less straight line from August-January I held 235-236 for 4 months, probably the most important part of the whole process.
- Fixed a fake email problem while making dinner. Cleaned the kitchen up then spent an hour re-learning math to help my daughter with her homework. Pretty solid dad work this evening.
- Everyone wants to work, no one wants to *toil*
- After taking two sick days (burnout, general lazyness) I logged into the morning standup and my coworkers and boss told me I should cut out early because I was clearly still under the weather. It was the sweetest way I’ve ever been told I looked busted.
- I have a pretty strict 55 minute selfie limit, but I sure you I am very tall and good looking
- 5 jobs I’ve had: Chip Bag Crumb Replenishment Fish Scooper Director of Escorted Egress Mealtime Interjector Costco Art Dealer
