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- The CIA just stopped publishing their World Factbook and took every page, including the archived copies of previous versions! This sucks. It was public domain, so I recovered the 2020 edition (the last one published as a zip file) and shared it to GitHub simonwillison.net/2026/Feb/5/t...
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- It's also what we recommend to folks whose lives literally depend on the security of their communications. All of that being said, never forget that ANY communication protocol is only as safe as the device it ends up on, and the people who receive the message.
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- Reposted by The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COWtogether we are as strong as the mighty @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social, and the fascists will break upon us
- DUCKIE AIN'T WRONG.
- Reposted by The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COWThis is, ultimately, a data-driven argument:
- Reposted by The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COWit's cool that so many people in positions of power and influence were so negatively polarized by "wokeness" that they convinced themselves that there was an actual debate about who wanted to erase history and the "wokes" were on the wrong side bsky.app/profile/arch...
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- Reposted by The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COWno matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch
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- I HAVE SEEN THE ENEMY, AND HE IS US.
- they went to an emergency room seeking help for their 7 year old child. ICE arrested the 7 year old and her parents. the family is here legally. www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
- Reposted by The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COWTobias Kinter Bencosme, 44, of Miami, FL, is an ICE Supervisory Detention Agent who participated in the illegal home invasion and kidnapping of an elderly American citizen in St Paul, MN on 1/18/2026. Bencosme dragged the Hmong grandfather outside in the frigid air wearing only boxers and a blanket.
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- bsky.app/profile/404m... Speaking in our role as the ultimate arbiters of eliteness, CULT OF THE DEAD COW would like to express that far from being "elite", the Palantir app, and anyone/anything that supports the gestapo, are K-Lame R0dentz who must be crushed by any means necessary.
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- If you're in the US, we hope you'll consider doing this. It's fast and easy and relatively painless.
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- san.com/cc/privacy-i... tl;dr: Yes.
- KEEP THE CHRIST OUT OF XMAS.
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- TO CELEBRATE THE SUCCESS OF THE REVISED EDITION OF @joemenn.bsky.social's CULT OF THE DEAD COW BOOK, cDc WOULD LIKE TO OFFER A COUPLE LITTLE HINTS TO THE LOCATION OF THIS TREASURE. TALLY HO, FUTURE ASTRONAUTS!
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- GET'EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT
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- BOW TO THE COW, nytimes edition.
- www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFnO... Important Holiday Content from cDc's spiritual herdmates, The Dead Milkmen!
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- CULT OF THE DEAD COW. TODAY. TOMORROW. FOREVER.
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- Hey there, Buckar00z! CULT OF THE DEAD COW is here to wish you all the happiest of holidaze, and remind you all to Keep The Christ Out Of Xmas!!!!1
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- Reposted by The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COWwww.bbc.com/news/article... Another good opportunity to remind you of Deth Veggie's First Law of the Internet: LIE TO EVERY SITE ABOUT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING YOU CAN. Fake names, fake birthdays, fake pets' names, and maiden names, and first streets, and schools and... everything you can.
- HOT NEW STYLEGUIDE ENTRY JUST DROPPED
- HAPPY KRAMPUSNACHT, SKEETR0NZ!!!1!
- TWODAZE THE DAY! 2nd Edition of the CULT OF THE DEAD COW book is available at yer faverit retailer! YOU BUY YOU BUY YOU BUY!!!!1!1!one!
- HEY THERE, BUCKAR00Z!!1! Revised 2nd Edition of @joemenn.bsky.social's CULT OF THE DEAD COW book is coming out in two weeks! A MERE FORTNIGHT! Perfect Xmas/Kwaanzaa/Chanukah/Solstice/Krampusnacht gift for your best/worst friends/spouses/enemies/pets/neighbours/houseplants! GET IT GET IT GET IT!
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- SQUATCHY SEZ HI!
- HAPPY THANKSGIVING from your pals at CULT OF THE DEAD COW. Reminding you: It's always important to Bow to the Cow, but sometimes, just sometimes, it's ok to Curtsy to the Turkey, too.
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- Reposted by The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COWNVIDIA earnings were a mirage. The market figured it out surprisingly fast. NVIDIA bump evaporated. I don’t know how this information can enter the system without exploding the bubble. But sometimes bezzles visible for months before crash. Waiting for the feds? open.substack.com/pub/shanakaa...
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- www.bbc.com/news/article... No shit, sherlock.
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- CULT OF THE DEAD COW can neither confirm nor deny widespread media reports that the Revised Edition of the cDc book contains ascii art of Dildog's butt and/or the activation codes for the cDc Monster Truck Launcher buried somewhere beneath the Mojave desert.
- HEY THERE, BUCKAR00Z!!1! Revised 2nd Edition of @joemenn.bsky.social's CULT OF THE DEAD COW book is coming out in two weeks! A MERE FORTNIGHT! Perfect Xmas/Kwaanzaa/Chanukah/Solstice/Krampusnacht gift for your best/worst friends/spouses/enemies/pets/neighbours/houseplants! GET IT GET IT GET IT!
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- *FINAL MUSTER* CULT OF THE DEAD COW is saddened to report that longtime cDc Ninja Strike Force member, Delchi, has passed over the great rainbow teleconference bridge. He can now be found amongst the most blessed celestial engineers, venerating the great DemonSeed Elite, k-rad be his name. **
- Delchi was an extraordinary cDc fan and dedicated supporter and maintainer of the ninja strike force, in ways that were sometimes complicated but which always came from a place of real commitment and enthusiasm. He will be missed. +++
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