About to make a manager’s special $3.60 pepperoni pizza so I am very excited for today’s Grocery Store Treasure
Mmmm, a delicious burning aroma is currently filling the house, pretty sure a pepperoni fell off into the stove flame area
Feb 4, 2026 23:48<extreme Al Pacino voice> “Yeah baby, this pizza’s got GIRTH! It’s got PIZZAZZ, look at that CRUST!!”
Almost burned my tongue off on the first bite. The flavor profile is reminiscent of a late 1980’s Dominos, with hints of Shakey’s.
The dough is gelatinous and unsettling, and the pepperonis lost all hope twenty minutes ago, but on the whole it meets the price point.
I have done what I can. Valhalla awaits.