cait (and adonis)
The Ringleader
big famous microblogger
pet account reactionary
flamboyant wrecker
goddess of uselessness
[she/her] texan in ma. Adonis' mom
- Don’t worry everyone, I have a plan to personally save journalism. I simply need to make a billion dollars and not be corrupted by my newfound wealth
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- He just tweeted it out …
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- "And I'm having problems." after everything else that came before killed me lmaoooo
- Dunno if you saw the video but this 40-something F-150 skinhead got his shit catastrophically rocked by a bunch of teenagers
- Texas man arrested after he started fight with high schoolers who walked out of class to protest ICE www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
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- ‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-r…
- "opsec" is of course shorthand for outside pussy sex
- I don’t know who you are, I don’t follow you, and I didn’t see this post until a mutual flagged it to me because I guess they like me more. anyway another good example of terminal poster behavior is “only I could have thought of this”
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- I'm impressed at how logistically, Sabrina Carpenter is like the perfect height to host the Muppets
- Bro it's about time we got some Painfully Neurodivergent But Also Hot representation.
- Suspending dril is such fussy loser behavior.
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- as soon as you become a political correspondent in America they take you into a little room in the White House and hit you on the head with a mallet until you lose the ability to retain long-term memories.
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- too much of fiction is dedicated to trying to convince everyone that being a immortal vampire with a huge rack would be sad actually
- deer
- Billionaires aren’t just evil because the people aren’t nice. They are materially motivated to follow profit. So they do. They must if they want to stay billionaires. And it’s not just them. It’s their companies, their board, their shareholders. They are bound. That’s why the capitalism must end.
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- damn the guy who left this wrong number voicemail is really going through it
- The Lord really needs to stop harassing innocent people who are just trying to use automobiles as toilets. I mean this is a free country!

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- "The Lord Keeps On and I Can't Even Turn the Car On" is going to be the break-out country hit of the summer.
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- one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things
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- was really overwhelmed with a desire to draw this. sorry
- Don’t take your eye off the ball, people. There is nothing more important right now than deciding what we all think about Will Stancil