Brandon: Stealing "Your Honor, in the ancient libraries of Ashurbanipal, scribes carried their stylus as both tool and sacred trust - understanding, that every mark upon clay would endure long beyond their mortal span" for some kind of future filing.

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Stealing "Your Honor, in the ancient libraries of Ashurbanipal, scribes carried their stylus as both tool and sacred trust - understanding, that every mark upon clay would endure long beyond their mortal span" for some kind of future filing.
- Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · Feb 5
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  The Court’s eyebrows must be through the roof by now
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · Feb 5
Not so fast bsky.app/profile/warr...
- Warren Terra warrenterra.bsky.social · Feb 5
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  Ten seconds with Google and Wikipedia suggests there were no "ancient libraries of Ashurbanipal". Ashurbanipal was a person, not a place. There was a "Great Library of Ashurbanipal", named after its patron, but that's not the same thing as "ancient libraries of Ashurbanipal".
  Library of Ashurbanipal - Wikipedia
  
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Brandon brandonjschwartz.com · Feb 5
If I’m rolling with this banger, what makes you think the facts would slow me down?

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Library of Ashurbanipal - Wikipedia