Brandon
Law, political theory, language, computers.
Attorney at schwartzapc.com
President at boomajoom.com
Nothing I post is legal advice, and I’m not your attorney. Occasional Escrow Manager.
- Stealing "Your Honor, in the ancient libraries of Ashurbanipal, scribes carried their stylus as both tool and sacred trust - understanding, that every mark upon clay would endure long beyond their mortal span" for some kind of future filing.
- Jeff Bezos isn't "destroying" @washingtonpost.com. A 🧵:
- 2015. Job interview. Nolo: Before we can make you an offer, we have to have you agree to a dispute resolution contract. You can only see it after we hire you. Me: I have a book published by YOU that says I shouldn’t sign anything like that and that it’s bad for you to ask. Nolo: idk bro
- Cannot stress how much of an advantage it is to be a normal, well adjusted, applicant for legal roles. I reviewed a resume that listed "Kyle Rittenhouse" as an interest. That is not an interest. It's been hours and I cannot stop thinking about it. There will not be an interview.
