Bill
Baseball podcast guy and lawyer. MST3K, Rifftrax, MBMBaM, Dropout, and general foolishness enthusiast. Madeline Kahn fanboy. He/him
- Reposted by BillI get this, but here's where I'm at: Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us. Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.
- Reposted by Billi think people should consider the extent to which bannon, a known bullshit artist, knows that you will see this and panic. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
- I’M THE LAST ONE THAT WANTS TO COMPLAIN
- Reposted by BillPeople are going to be really mad that the ask here isn’t abolishing any deportation ever (which would be my choice if it was just up to me) but this is a very calculated list of reasonable asks that Republicans will lose their minds over, reinforcing revulsion in the American lizard brain.
- my wife had this quilt made that has all his old favorite t-shirts and jerseys he's grown out of on it. I'm mostly okay
- <whispers into the ether> do it no, all those voices are right this time do it
- Reposted by BillDemocracy? Dies in Darkness!
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- Reposted by BillThis one feels like an empty threat that's supposed to get into your head. Don't let your brain do propaganda for Trump's goobers, they don't have the horses to do this.
- 🚨BREAKING: Steve Bannon said Tuesday that the federal government is planning to send Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers to patrol polling stations during this year’s midterm elections. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
- Reposted by Billagain we do not really do a good job of explaining how wealthy people like Jeff Bezos are his net worth is $253.2 billion. so he could take one million dollars, and just light it on fire and then do it again tomorrow and again the day after that and then do it every day for 693 years and 8 months
- My oldest kid is turning 18 today. I feel like I should have something to say about that but my agéd brain may already be too addled
- Reposted by Bill"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years
- Reposted by BillThe French are taking none of Musk’s bullshit.
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- From the Editorial Board: Kat Abughazaleh made a show of declining (sending a spokesman, for goodness sake) to be part of the editorial board’s endorsement interviews after first informing us she would attend. trib.al/LXhfqMv
- Weakest human alive
- over $1.1 million now let's goooooo
- I absolutely love the season 11-13 casts but this still makes me as happy as all but one thing happening possibly could www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
- Some rando on Facebook referred to the Kid Rock alternate halftime show as “an incelebration like no other!” And I don’t know whose joke that was originally but it’s v v good
- Reposted by BillI regret to inform you that “1979” by Smashing Pumpkins was released in 1996, which is now 30 years ago. Meaning a similar song released in 2026 would be called “2009”
- Reposted by BillDefinitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
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- I absolutely love the season 11-13 casts but this still makes me as happy as all but one thing happening possibly could www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
- Reposted by BillUnreal. He’s shutting down the Kennedy Center, after his flunkies caused mass defections of artists? Everything the man touches turns to ash. Our cultural heritage; destroyed. Our national treasures; plundered.
- Honestly I’m impressed that anyone could get far enough into that that they feel like they could summarize what he’s saying to normal humans
- “I mean they did it with Osama, they could do it with Tom Cruise.” -conversation with the two high schoolers on due process and cults and what they’d do if they were president
- But I fucking DID IT. And I think it’s going to do great things for my health and choices going forward. Just not tonight. Cheers.
- Reposted by Billthey won't rest until our kids are dead.
- Such a genius he can’t even deny being a pedophile without bragging about how easy it would be for him to be a pedophile
- Reposted by Bill"...but some sailors staring at the sea lion saw a beautiful naked woman with a fish tail instead of legs."
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- Hello Carol. This is a recording. Our feelings for you haven't changed
- Reposted by BillJD Vance in 2021:
- Reposted by BillBREAKING: A federal judge just ordered the release of 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos and his father from immigration custody — condemning their removal from Minneapolis as unconstitutional. Judge Fred Biery condemned "the perfidious lust for unbridled power" and "the imposition of cruelty."
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- Reposted by BillThese Epstein files really show how pathetic so many people in those emails are. All the money and influence in the world and they’re in those emails begging and sucking up to some dude for the chance to rape young girls. The world is ran by the biggest fucking losers.
- I need to watch Waiting for Guffman SO BADLY right now and of course it’s not streaming anywhere. I own at least one copy on DVD but have no player for the TV I typically use. The future sucks ass
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- Not Catherine O’Hara. I cannot and will not
- Been mentally looping Counting Crows songs thanks to @normcharlatan.bsky.social’s references earlier and just realized Baltimore is almost exactly 50 miles east of me, as the crow flies (heh). I doubt it’s raining there though
- Reposted by Bill24 hours later: Trump has two journalists arrested
- The thing about making a documentary about Melania Trump even if it wasn’t evil propaganda is that she’s objectively one of the least interesting people in the world
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- Reposted by BillIt is literally impossible to dox federal workers for the same reason it's not doxxing when McDonalds management asks workers to wear name tags Every single person in the United States government works for us. We are management and we need to know who our employees are
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- Reposted by BillYou can’t complain about anyone’s lack of experience with manual labor and support trump sorryyyyyy
- Reposted by BillThe killer is still at large and still working for the government, but here is some information irrelevant to the victim’s killing, provided by the killer’s accomplices.
- Reposted by BillIn theater. So they think they’re at war.
- Even then, I don’t think I could do it
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- Reposted by BillYou walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.
- Reposted by BillGreg “Nad Geo” Bovino
- Reposted by BillOk so Santa Barbara is tiny and it's so Richie Rich white they made a whole soap named for the place everyone that lives there is exactly who you're picturing and they're out in force against ICE. We're gonna win this shit.
- ICE agents just seem to consider pepper spraying people in the face to be an appropriate casual greeting. www.noozhawk.com/federal-ice-...
- Reposted by BillSince we published this, Pam Bondi's X account has started posting mugshots of Minnesotans arrested for impeding ICE/CBP. Sharing a defendant's photo publicly in this way is forbidden under DOJ rules
- Reposted by BillOne decent rule of thumb would be to live your life in such a way that Bruce Springsteen doesn’t write and record in like 72 hours a “Fat Shithead Clogged My Toilet” about you (a @leharrumph.bsky.social classic)
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- Reposted by Billwake up babe the right is doing drapetomania for white women engaging in race treason bsky.app/profile/hann...
- I don't know, Heritage Foundation-tied publication, maybe white liberal women are mad because a federal immigration official shot and killed one of them. And then called her a "bitch"? You know, on camera? www.dailysignal.com/2026/01/27/w...
- Reposted by BillOf course. And that’s why Dems need to lean in and work towards dismantling ICE. First no funding. Impeach Noem. Demand hearings on ICE’s operation in MN. Demand that Miller resign. Don’t let up.
- “An administration official gave away the game to Punchbowl News, admitting that these “de-escalatory measures” are about placating Senate Democrats so they don’t seize this moment to demand restrictions on ICE as part of any government funding package.” newrepublic.com/article/2057...
- Reposted by Billnice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre
- you should never feel this way about politicians but Rep. Omar really seems like legitimately the best one. Also get the sense she was about to take that guy the fuck OUT if the others hadn't gotten there first
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- Reposted by BillKristi, baby, they’re going to put you down like a dog! You’re already on the way to the gravel quarry, Kristi! You’ve gotta bite someone on the way out! You’ve gotta make them pay!
- Reposted by Billamericans hate it when they're shown on tv doing something cool
- Reposted by Billmy guy was back out there doin Good Work with a broken rib from his previous encounter. name a fucking high school after him.
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- Reposted by BillThe American Federation of Government Employees, which represents border patrol officers at the National Border Patrol Council, calls on Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller to resign or be fired
