Berserker Coach
"Fuck every cause that ends in murder and children crying."
An autotelic soul wearing a corpse.
Optimized for a world that doesn't exist yet.
pronoiac, lawyer, coach, sport psychologist, Olympian, BJJ black belt, SFF/comics reader.
Baffled, angry
- Reposted by Berserker CoachNEW: Abigail Spanberger this afternoon ordered that all state agencies leave ICE's 287(g) program. This means that the state police (and some other agencies) will no longer be empowered to detain and arrest people for ICE. Big, big move by the governor within weeks of coming into office.
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- Reposted by Berserker CoachRead this whole astonishing document. it should be taught as an object lesson in what volunteering to assist a fascist government does to your mind, body, and soul.
- If you want to read the transcript of the February 3 hearing where Julie Le had her "this job sucks" meltdown, now you can: drive.google.com/file/d/1FnY2...
- Reposted by Berserker CoachIf you can, take a few minutes to watch us run through the parade of lies from DHS.
- Reposted by Berserker Coachthey're trying to be coy about salivating over the prospect of raping women, they'll contest that but if pushed to explain, that's exactly what they would describe. forced pregnancy of any kind, by a man or by the state, is gender-based violence
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- Reposted by Berserker CoachWhen a whistleblower’s lawyer gives you a deadline and cites the statute, that is not posturing. That is the last stop before Congress. And they just pulled the trigger.
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- Reposted by Berserker CoachThe two children who returned to MN today say they saw one of their Valley View schoolmates at a detention center in TX. This is a child whose family was last in contact with the school on January 9. No one has known where they were until now.
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- Reposted by Berserker Coach“We have created a monster rampaging through the heart of our democracy and are trying to define and restrict which cities it can pillage and how many civilians it can eat. The problem isn’t the restrictions on the Frankensteinian monster … the problem is the monster.”
- Congress has a real chance right now to influence and change the trajectory of immigration enforcement in the US and arrest the use of ICE and CBP as a fascist secret presidential interior police. Here's my research on what would make a difference: www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/six-ways-t...
- Reposted by Berserker CoachSorry for leaving you out Mark Zuckerberg. It was an honest oversight.
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- Reposted by Berserker CoachGet in that road work. When shit hits the fan laugh as you see that pig stumble and the fash gas out.
- At this point, @schumer.senate.gov is just another fucking Republican
- Reposted by Berserker CoachIf you want to FINALLY watch Scott Bessent get pinned down on specifics about the illegal money laundering operation being conducted by the Trump admin from someone who knows WTF he’s talking about, this clip is your chance. Bessent gets destroyed.
- Reposted by Berserker CoachDenaturalization as criminal punishment is not a thing in American law, it's unconstitutional under any circumstances. It can only be done in the narrow case of somebody who fraudulently obtained the naturalization itself. Otherwise they are no different from natural-born citizens who commit crimes.
- Reposted by Berserker CoachI suspect part is also a necessity these days. A district judge is at risk of a social media storm (plus threats) when they rule against the admin, so it's in their interest—and the public's—to explain the ruling clearly in non-legal terms, including by showing the stakes via dramatic prose.
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- Reposted by Berserker CoachWoohooooo, here we go! Episcopal consecration without permission is a "latae sententiae" excommunication, ie, the excommunication is automatic and at the instant the offense is committed. www.vatican.va/archive/cod-...
- Reposted by Berserker CoachSitting U.S. senators don't make letters such as this one public unless they feel a paper trail is needed to inform the public. Not great. Really not great. h/t Sahil Kapur
- This fucking piece of shit thinks what's happening now is a moderate approach AND thinks that there is "an army of invaders" [none of which we've ever seen, for some reason 🙄 - everyone ICE arrests turns out to be a citizen or a hard -working immigrant]
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- Reposted by Berserker CoachThere is a lot to unpack here
- Reposted by Berserker CoachTORRES: Does the Trump admin regret imposing tariffs on goods that cannot be produced domestically at scale? Do you realize that was foolish? BESSENT: Do you realize we use the leverage to bring down tariffs on other countries? T: Tariffs on bananas give you leverage? B: You're being very naive
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- Reposted by Berserker CoachThe guy who owns Amazon shutting down the books section of the Washington Post is beyond parody
- Reposted by Berserker Coach“If I am killed doing this, throw my body at the White House, martyr the shit out of me & raise hell. Do not be sad. Do not think I would do anything differently. I would do it over & over again — this is too important to sit down & shut up and not do anything.” www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sure thing, bitch
- Reposted by Berserker CoachKind of amazed she had it turned on? I only turn it on when I'm crossing borders or am visiting a country controlled by a repressive regime ahhh shit
- New from 404 Media: the FBI has been unable to get into the iPhone of raided Washington Post journalist because the phone had Lockdown Mode enabled. Apple markets Lockdown Mode mostly to stop spyware like NSO. Here, a real world example of it stopping access too www.404media.co/fbi-couldnt-...
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- Reposted by Berserker CoachSuburban observers say ICE has only been more aggressive since Homan: “I think they’re getting angry that we’re winning and the country is rallying around us. We’re so organized and we act with such integrity. They don’t want to admit they feel threatened by us.” share.google/ei9giIFLsuEJ...
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- Reposted by Berserker CoachJeff Bezos has enough spare change under the seat cushions of his rocket to keep this newspaper afloat. Can't he just pretend that the Washington Post is, like, a $75 million vanity documentary
- Reposted by Berserker Coach"Mr. Vice President, what's it like to be completely dead inside?"
- Reposted by Berserker CoachGhost World is such an amazing choice to make this argument. No notes.
- Yes, @mattyglesias.bsky.social has also argued, in The Atlantic (of course), that older men pursuing sexual relationships with sixteen year olds is not pedophilia.
- Reposted by Berserker CoachRep. Beatty to Bessent after he refuses to answer a question about affordable housing: "No no. We're not gonna to do that with me. You get to hear my wrath that you refuse to answer a question under your authority, and yet you've talked about the value of housing and you're not releasing the funds."
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- Reposted by Berserker CoachCasten to Bessent on VZ oil money: "IEEPA specifically says you have to be engaged in hostilities with a country for IEEPA to trigger. Rubio said we are not at war with Venezuela. So unless you disagree w/ him, I'm unclear other what legal authorities the US has to control or disperse those assets"
- Reposted by Berserker Coachwe need every grain of sand in the gears. every single one.
- Reposted by Berserker CoachPowerful testimony from Renee Good's brother. "Our family took some consolation thinking that perhaps Nee’s death would bring about change in our country. And it has not."
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- so much for the Post - what's it going to be now, like a neighborhood photocopied newsletter?
- Reposted by Berserker CoachFYI Johnson is absolutely wrong about borders in the premodern world. Wrote a bit about it in Trump 1 www.forbes.com/sites/matthe...
- Reposted by Berserker CoachICE is running a “conveyor belt” of illegally detained Minnesota families. Agents are arresting entire families with legal status and immediately shipping them off to Texas to deny them legal representation and avoid the federal courts in Minnesota. The cruelty is endless.
- Reposted by Berserker Coach“Did they grow up under a rock??” Yes. And the rock was probably put there on purpose by men who wanted uneducated people to control. This is why we don’t leave any state or county or town behind. Nobody deserves to grow up under a rock. Especially one they would never have the power to move.
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- Reposted by Berserker CoachThe US immigrant population generated more in taxes than they received in benefits from all levels of government every year from 1994 to 2023. The Cato study provides the first-ever 30-year analysis of the fiscal effects of immigration on government budgets. ow.ly/jy8a50Y8kM3
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