Andy Tulin (oh no it’s my face again version)
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2009-24: CBS Sports research/producer | NYC Philly fan | Swiftie | Atheist Jew | Live 🎶 | cancer survivor | 🐈 guy | 🚽 mouth | unserious person | he/him
- I know exactly who needs to hear this, but for the record, no one has ever made a huge statement of superiority with a 1-point win in which the opponent missed a free throw to tie with a second left. Great win but come on, was it a statement loss if it went the other way lmao
- Hard to say whether Swoopes just learned about cutesy couple names, Tash and Izzy being tizzy, or the fact that they’re a couple, but something caught her very off guard lol
- The Sixers are Peter Griffin and they choose the mystery box over the boat every single time
- I’m sorry there are too many newsletters, but I just want to live in a world where there’s a preview for tomorrow’s LSU-Texas game that was written by a human who knows they played already this season, unlike what you can get from the worldwide leader. And also that human was me, and I got paid.
- I’m still mad at the Libs for letting Jaylyn go smh
- Fin Fang Foom into Fastball Special into Adamantium Infusion was fun. I still love the Fantomex deck my opp was playing but it’s just outclassed by the star lord/absorbing man shenanigans. Turns out 13 energy on turn 6 is good! Deck code in alt
- Me listening to Emma Cannon describe her wife: does the snake have a backbone? 🤔
- they’re fucked
- Eagles offensive line coach Jeff Stoutland is leaving Philadelphia, he announced. @zberm.bsky.social was on it.
- Just realized I never posted anything from today’s newsletter, which was paywalled and mostly about UConn’s streak, and how I think UConn is all the way back to being the UConn that did the stuff below from 2013-18 Also about how I don’t quite understand Athletes Unlimited but I’m gonna try!
- No one is going to be able to get paid a living wage for anything pretty soon and yet they’ll still call you a freeloader if you suggest that UBI might be something we need to seriously consider
- I genuinely do not fucking care how unsustainable you think it is for writers to all have their own newsletters unless you, personally, are going to do something to fix it. Idk why everyone decided today is the day to throw their hands up, but either fix it or shut the fuck up.
- In other words, the owner who definitely doesn’t want you to mention that his name is all up in the Epstein files saved a few luxury tax bucks for his legal fees
- I hate this team so fucking much
- This quote is obviously getting detached on account of Cowboys fans don’t get to partake in my having fun at their expense, that defeats the purpose
- Newest Marvel Snap experiment I’m enjoying: took about 20 minutes to find a home for the new season pass card that isn’t High Evo. Popped it in Luna’s spot in the Zombie Cap Marvel/Fantomex deck I was loving the last couple days and it feels like a real upgrade. Code in alt, explanation below
- Idk if I’ve mentioned this on this app, but I really love Breeze. I feigned Phantom fandom (say that a few times fast!) last #Unrivaled season bc Sab was there (sometimes), but I felt nothing. This is the real deal. The wait between Friday and the 17th is going be agonizing!
- I kinda didn’t talk much about Mist when I talked about Mist, but instead about what could be a pretty good race to grab a top-two seed and avoid not just the first #Unrivaled playoff round, but the season’s only back-to-back. Most importantly, hopefully Al Gray is all good after that fall.
- I kinda didn’t talk much about Mist when I talked about Mist, but instead about what could be a pretty good race to grab a top-two seed and avoid not just the first #Unrivaled playoff round, but the season’s only back-to-back. Most importantly, hopefully Al Gray is all good after that fall.
- At the top of the #Unrivaled standings, Laces technically blew a big lead to Mist for the second time last night, but managed to escape with the win this time. They’re not the biggest team in Unrivaled, but I think they’re the deepest and most balanced, and they’ve played the best defense.
- At the top of the #Unrivaled standings, Laces technically blew a big lead to Mist for the second time last night, but managed to escape with the win this time. They’re not the biggest team in Unrivaled, but I think they’re the deepest and most balanced, and they’ve played the best defense.
- From Beyond the (pay)Wall: I might not be dumb enough to pick against reigning #Unrivaled champions Rose (4-5) after last season, but I’m also not gonna lie about what I see. This team has been absolutely atrocious at the defensive end lately. Matadors everywhere you look.
- From Beyond the (pay)Wall: I might not be dumb enough to pick against reigning #Unrivaled champions Rose (4-5) after last season, but I’m also not gonna lie about what I see. This team has been absolutely atrocious at the defensive end lately. Matadors everywhere you look.
- The season #Unrivaled season has flown by so far, but things will slow down a bit during the second month of the season. Still, after the latest fruitless #WNBA negotiating session, I couldn’t help but think out loud a bit about the prospect of seeing more Unrivaled sooner than anticipated
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- The season #Unrivaled season has flown by so far, but things will slow down a bit during the second month of the season. Still, after the latest fruitless #WNBA negotiating session, I couldn’t help but think out loud a bit about the prospect of seeing more Unrivaled sooner than anticipated
- Another Tuesday means another #Unrivaled roundup in my newsletter for @herhoopstats.com Paywalled halfway through the standings, which means no one needs to miss my latest update on Fanfic BC! Now, back to counting down the minutes till Breeze o’clock… herhoopstats.substack.com/p/tulins-tre...
- Another Tuesday means another #Unrivaled roundup in my newsletter for @herhoopstats.com Paywalled halfway through the standings, which means no one needs to miss my latest update on Fanfic BC! Now, back to counting down the minutes till Breeze o’clock… herhoopstats.substack.com/p/tulins-tre...
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- Aaaaaand now I can’t stop hearing “Jaxon Smith-Njigba” in Trump’s voice. Y’all know exactly how he’d say it too
- Reposted by Andy Tulin (oh no it’s my face again version)Three rules in FBI firearm training: 1. Always point your weapon downrange 2. Do not point your weapon at anything you do not intend to shoot 3. Don’t put your finger on the trigger unless you intend to shoot Guns are not for threatening compliance for unarmed people doing things you don’t like
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It’s amazing to me that a regular thing happening these days with pathetic guys who can’t get laid is for them to alert the media about it. - Making the whole first segment of your halftime a discussion about a trade rumor involving a player absent from one of the teams in the game is certainly a choice a (bad) producer can make
- Laces got within a point of the win when these teams played the first time and then Mist scored 6 straight…
- Seems like Laces came into this game determined to build a lead so big there was no chance of another 4th quarter collapse
