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- Earnest Social Media Diatribe Jack White is arguably my favorite Jack White
- in case you’re wondering about the in-person vibe i’m apparently giving off these days: the other night i met this woman at a bar who was visiting from Texas. she mentioned that her husband was in law enforcement, and when i left she clarified to a friend that he was actually in Border Patrol…
- Reposted by Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor“With Amazon’s role in ICE ops under greater scrutiny and Bezos’ dismantling of the organ that once proudly declared itself on being a defender of democracy, it’s worth examining how close Amazon and Trump are—& how closely aligned their projects are” www.bloodinthemachine.com/p/how-jeff-b...
- why are we doing this again
- shut up and play the hits!
- they finally did it they finally arrested Hillary
- "Strong magnetic flags for real patriots!"
- wait *what* in the absolute hell is this...?
- Shame on @nature.com for publishing this ableist trash, and shame on the authors for writing it: Short 🧵>>
- these are genuinely the worst people in existence on every moral, cultural, and spiritual level www.popsci.com/science/amaz...
- Elon Musk et al are totally fucking up the night sky ALREADY and they plan to make it worse 🔭 www.skyatnightmagazine.com/news/satelli...
- hey can we all just ignore this one? like, do we really need to even pay the slightest bit of attention to it?
- why does life feel more and more like a Metal Gear Solid plot
- every day the whole “International Cabal of Wealthy Fascist Pedophiles” thing somehow gets even weirder than their name implies
- oh no Rob Wyden saw his shadow. you know what that means at least 6 more weeks of surveillance state
- oh great. i needed a one stop shop for ivermectin, beef tallow, and lip filler
- Trump to unveil TrumpRx website on Thursday reut.rs/4tkSFwU
- look we just finally got tired of winning, ok?
- something tells me the fascism isn't exactly sticking as planned www.nbcnews.com/sports/wrest...
- we're naming everyone we're shipping to concentration camps. look how transparent we are!
- lol. lmao.
- ah yes. i, too, also strive to live a life that follows the classic mantra: "die and be a villain. or live long enough to see yourself become a villain."
- Tate pulling a 'gotta hand it to them' for Epstein is the least surprising thing i've seen all week
- Reposted by Godspeed You! Bluesky EmperorLook. I'm NOT a conspiracy theorist. I'm not. But when I look at uncomfortable realities, it's difficult to refrain from drawing conclusions that sound like a crazy conspiracy. #1) The Host of Valinor that marched on Angband supposedly consisted of a lot of elves, a lot of dwarfs, & a lot of men.
- okay but what if this wasn't a headline but the funniest rap collab of all time
- required viewing today. the absolute GOAT
- and god bless Osgood Perkins for the delightedly bonkers idea of turning T.Rex into a satanic horror movie.
- ok but the image of Mike Johnson trying to get Trump to say grace over his Quarter Pounder is genuinely funny
- Reposted by Godspeed You! Bluesky EmperorSir you are at a prayer breakfast
- these look dry as hell
- the look on Stephen Colbert's face when McKellen is able to immediately launch into a Shakespearean monologue is just the best and most human expression
- i dare anyone to watch this full interview and not be moved in some way www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l2R...
- i dare anyone to watch this full interview and not be moved in some way www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l2R...
- Reposted by Godspeed You! Bluesky EmperorExcited to have a flash fiction piece in a really lovely new magazine called Strange Pilgrims! If you want to read some Greek mythology related fiction while you drink your coffee: www.strangepilgrims.com/p/consider-t...
- uh oh looks like someone got turned down after asking to exchange a horse for sex again 😔
- this man remains a goddamn comedy goldmine and it’s such a struggle
- Vance smiles after saying it like he landed the biggest dunk of all time, when in reality he just tripped over his own dick
- was this after his 7th glass of breakfast Dewar's, or 8th?
- 🚨BREAKING: Steve Bannon said Tuesday that the federal government is planning to send Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers to patrol polling stations during this year’s midterm elections. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
- even with its many current issues, Oxford, Mississippi, remains an incredibly weird, must-visit college town
- unfortunately, i also think many average media consumers assume journalists *are* paid well. that's not necessarily their fault. but it's the kind of institutional illiteracy that produces a whole range of industry-wide consequences
- Reposted by Godspeed You! Bluesky EmperorHello, looks like independent publishers should beef up our books coverage. If you're into the idea of joining the @flaminghydra.com collective and writing a book review each month (800-2000 word range), please send us your ideas and some clips to hello@flamingydra.com
- @farnerb0cken.bsky.social breathe easy
- yeah ok these bureau closures might be what finally sends me over the edge
- Bob Iger Sets Disney Return for 2028 www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/bob-i...
