I have to give a nod to AFI’s “Hearts Frozen Soil Thawed Once More By The Spring Of Rage, Despair, And Hopelessness” in large part because the song is also *30 seconds long* and is featured on Fat Wreck’s classic comp “Short Music for Short People.”

AFI - Hearts Frozen Solid, Thawed Once More By the Spring of Rage, Despair and Hopelessness
YouTube video by Jamonsite
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)