The Alternate Historian: Benjamin Franklin after spending some time in the present: I have watched PornHub. Truly the nation has exceeded all of my expectations. Let me shake your hand. Me: Thanks, but they're Canadian. Also I'm not shaking your hand.

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Thomas Jefferson after spending some time in the present: YOU'RE LETTING THEM VOTE??? Me: You know I'm not entirely sure who "them" is, but I have a good guess.
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Benjamin Franklin after spending some time in the present: I have watched PornHub. Truly the nation has exceeded all of my expectations. Let me shake your hand. Me: Thanks, but they're Canadian. Also I'm not shaking your hand.
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