Thomas Jefferson after spending some time in the present: YOU'RE LETTING THEM VOTE???
Me: You know I'm not entirely sure who "them" is, but I have a good guess.
The Founding Perverts, derogatory in the left and laudatory on the right
Feb 4, 2026 15:23Benjamin Franklin after spending some time in the present: I have watched PornHub. Truly the nation has exceeded all of my expectations. Let me shake your hand.
Me: Thanks, but they're Canadian. Also I'm not shaking your hand.
Thomas Paine discovering Substack and BlueSky:
