Zsa Zsa Gabortion
A part-time woman, but a full time bitch.
Multi-disciplinary artist. She/her.
- Look, I’m a (mostly) reformed mean girl who is also fat and gay, there is cruelty in my soul that would sicken most people, and every day I choose not to be an evil little shit is a blessing.
- There’s a special place in hell for people who take a full cart thru self checkout
- Frequently asking people “what do you mean you don’t know any bad bunny songs..?”
- TikTok keeps showing me sylvanian family BATS with no link to purchase I thought this was AMERICA
- Time to give em the ol razzle dazzle (eye contact)
- My health regimine is Go to Gym then Snoke Weed Until It Doesn’t Hurt Anymore
- I’ve been rewatching big love because I love Mormon drama
- I’m a gonzo sun, Miss piggy moon and fozzie rising
- Some day I’ll let my weed pen fully charge instead of just charging it until it’s usable again.
- Accidentally made eye contact with the other fat gay at the gym
- My knees have gotten quite bony 🤔 also my fingers. Weight loss is weird.
- I have been saying no to so many carbs today god is truly testing me
- I swear all my initial weight loss has been in my tits and now I find myself considering implants for the first time ever.
- As god as my witness I WILL wear a sportsbra and overalls this year.
- My favorite people I see at the gym are the cishet dudes who wear special little well matched outfits in consistent colors. Like, yes girl dress up!
- I wanted a computer desk job so bad and now here we are.
- My work computer is so bogged down by the profiles of the dozens of people who have used it before that now I can’t open team, outlook or more than 2 tabs in chrome (we used a web based patient database) so needless to say it’s so easy and fun to do my job!
- Honestly I love the way they dressed Chloe sevigny on big love.
- I miss making friends with someone’s mom at community college
- The photos of the players outfits as they’re arriving at the arena is one of my favorite tertiary hockey things.
- The little plates and bowls in our fiesta ware collection are getting QUITE the work out from me.
- I love the gym cus there’s always someone’s dad working out in a polo shirt
- Oh boy it’s almost snack time
- Some people are just determined to be heinous wastes of space I swear
- The way talking to Spanish speaking Latinos always reverts me to a southern Californian accent should be studied
- I have my first exercise related injury (it’s just a blister) please clap
- So late taking my pills that ill still have plenty of adderall left in my system at the gym today
- Mondays are so busy I microwaved my oatmeal and the watched it sit, untouched, getting cold for two hours before I just threw it away. Nutrition.
- Currently living in fear that connor storrie on SNL is going to give me the ick
- That video of Connor storrie shaking hands with Aaron Taylor Johnson’s cougar wife I don’t like that
- Do you have ADHD an struggle with organization? Maybe you should try A Box Where Everything Goes(tm)! From the makers of A Pile of Everything.
- Is there any snack more delicious than the one right after coming home from the gym. Like, I earned that shit. That’s my spoils of war. I crawled thru miles of treadmills for that.
- Every so often it becomes clear to me that the only way to continue successfully existing requires me to put on the rent soundtrack and sing along like I’m 15 again.
- Once again managed to take what amounts to a massive amount of food for lunch again today 😂 some day I’ll learn.
- My coworker who also likes hockey is sitting next to me today so we get to have fun chats about sports
- I am the worlds worst food diarist but in my defense it’s super boring
- We live in a post-Heated Rivalry world now so if this gay Klingon doesn’t get a boyfriend this series Star Trek can fuck right off
- I come home from the gym SO amped but within 2 hours I crash so hard
- Boooooo got asked to not knit at my desk between patients booooooo
- My hands are so cold all the time that I look forward to retrieving a receipt from the laser printer cus the paper comes out so warm
- Barely being able to finish half a bagel is wild to me still. Weight loss surgery has been a total mindfuck in so many ways.
- That new Taylor zakhar Perez for Lacoste video is putting me through it 🥵
- Today would have been a perfect day to bring my knitting to work with me so of course I did not.
- I may not be able to right now but I will always identify as a Diet Coke drinker
- Finally back to work tomorrow after it being closed due to snow the past two days, which means I’m going to go to the gym after and even tho right now I’m is walking on the treadmill I’m still feeling good about it. I need someone to teach me what else to do 😭
