Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad.
I’m thick, off-white in colour, and made of 38% fat.
- The osos in España are built different.
- Say hi to the girls.
- Viva España. Bring on the osos.
- Vacation mode.
- More flakes than a box of Kellogg’s. Ugh. Also, did Sniffies get stupidly shitty the last few days? Can’t do much without it forcing a refresh constantly.
- Submitted for validation.
- 🍻:30. Cheers, and happy Folsom.
- Fuzzy faced Friday?
- Apparently I grew chesticles. Who knew…
- Not us being a bunch of 🚬 playing Kylie Minogue while floating around Xochimilco before seeing the 👸 later.
- Moody hotel dick. Definitely needs some help.
- C’mon, just take it for a joyride.
- Hotel dick anyone?
- Ugh. When you drop your poppers in the back room and the cap cracks.
- Fuckin hotel hornies.
- 😈🥵🐷
- Reposted by Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad.Do you like my new shoes ? 🍑
- Reposted by Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad.
- Fuck I’m in need of pole and hole.
- You think Harvey would approve of sucking someone off at the gender neutral restroom at the terminal named after him? 😈💦👅
- Tiddie Tuesday?
- Inspired by Coppertone?
- When you can tell when during your walk that Kylie Minogue came on. 🤣💃🪩 #getouttamyway #padam #kylieminogue
- Getting some vitamin D before I give some D to someone’s son.
- I promise you that talking shit about a city you’re visiting to a local isn’t the way to spark a conversation.
- Wednesday cheese. 👚
- Reposted by Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad.Eat my hole
- I’m ready to break the tension again. 2|7
- 🍺:30 in the evening sun.
- Ugh. I’m fucking feral tonight. NYC, what’s up?
- I’m a handful.
