yinzersosmart
Olive garden slander will still not be tolerated.
- I tried powder dip nails with moderate success, you can definitely tell I'm right-handed and they could have turned out worse.
- "I haven't seen trump fall off of a bike!" Yeah because he can't ride one.
- I thought these were really weird looking legs
- Me reading today's hodgepodge of vile headlines: Goooooooddddddddddddddddddddddd can't they just fucking dieeeeeeeee alreadyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
- Just watched the dumbest video where some girl was like you're from Oklahoma if you know what it means to sleep with your shoes on! Yeah Metheny, it's a real head scratcher.
- My coworker read the weekly hours on an email I sent wrong. 12 + 12 = 24, not 12. "Oh my god, why did I say that out loud, I'm so embarrassed" "Are you OK?? Do you smell burnt toast? I'm embarrassed for you 😂"
- I beg your finest pardon
- I don't know who needs to hear this but chock full of nuts currently has their New York roast coffee 30 oz for $11 which is probably the best price I've ever seen it. PS it is actually really really good dark coffee
- Oh really
- If you're going to support ICE, at least learn English first.
- Thoughts on this? Personally I think it's ok to throw some stuff away.
- Pittsburgh bus drivers drive like they're actually playing for points and it's fucking insane.
- I've been thinking about the fact that moonlit burgers opened up in garfield....... a lot. Might need to do something about that soon.
- Me breaking out the thesaurus to read this
- Harry is really the longest boy
- I want to go heckle people outside of the Melania theater
- I need to sweep the floor but the kids are saying I shall not disturb their slumber
- Before the snow hit I stopped at Dollar general and picked up this dog food on a whim because we were out and when I tell you Rosie absolutely inhales it, it's only $20 for 15 lb whereas Purina one was getting a little outrageous to buy
