Yellowcake
🔞Rated R🔞 29yo Nuclear Jackal/Protogen | He/Him | suitmaker/armorer/mechanic/Engineer | Akron Ohio
- Digdug is thinly veiled inflation fetish content.
- Well, thats not going away for 60 days...
- If Mozart made penis music, it would be called Scrotezart
- Plants when they find out their little "fruit trick" to get animals to spread their seeds is about to be completely uno reversed by a bunch of skinny weak hairless apes, and a huge swath of the planet will be covered in horrendously inbred mutants of your former selves in neat perfect rows...
- I been crackalackin'
- Chat hear me out, Weighted blankets, but made out of chainmail probably 30-50 hours to make with butted ringmail, like 40-50lbs total, keeps you cool at night, immune to rogues and assassins with slash weapons, satisfying jingling sounds prevents static electricity buildup will entertain your cat
- Did anybody else ever get physics test problems wrong because you were writing with your right hand and thinking too much about the math to realize you are making the very obvious, simplest, and most critical mistake of using your LEFT FUCKING HAND for the **RIGHT HAND RULE** .... 🤡🤡
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- Skully done!
- Considering the current climate, both **meteorologically** and **politically**... Water Balloons :)
- As a huuuuge Metal Gear fan who even has a FOX tattoo on my shoulder, I need to come to terms with this. We all do...so here goes... It insists upon itself. Never before have I felt that family guy bit to be more applicable to a work of media. This revelation is genuinely hilarious.
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- Who is bob and why does every videogame want me to view him???!
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- Skully>:3
- Holy shit my dad is coming to #MCFC ! this is gunna be lit
- At least several times a week I thank the gods that our primary toilet has very good suction. 👍
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- Another set of #protogen armor, plucked fresh from the wretched depths of my basement workshop. 💅💅💅. I need a drink. Also here's a link to my comprehensive yapping session that is mandatory homework for all Protogen clients. youtu.be/7bE_Rk73Eog
- Owl pellets are just like, boney bird hairballs.
- I was today years old when I found out that Woodcocks and Snipes are not the same thing.
- All the best things in the world start with J... J erma J abroni Mike J oel Vinesauce J erking off J erking your friends off
- Who wants to celebrate with me?
- BOI IS DONE. and by BOI, I mean @schrodingersfox.bsky.social
- No new pictures, where are you mentally?
- If Dr. Mario is a general practitioner then that means you can get a Mario prostate exam.
- Human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you. I made both proots in this pic but I can't choose which one is betterX3
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- Bro Indiana is just like... Luigi Ohio
- eating a folded 1$ great value microwave pizza at 5AM might be the saddest culinary experience possible in the developed world.
- Since this is the Year of the Horse, I think its the perfect time thematically to start doing Ketamine. 🤠
