Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒
• Video Editor/GFX Artist
• Bird Hater
• Los Angeles/Atlantic City
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Regret
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- When it's 8 degrees outside and your buddy Dave says "let's go to the movies", you go to the movies.
- HR: Did you eat Jeff's lunch? Physicist: Quantum physics allows for all possibilities until observed. HR: So did you eat Jeff's lunch? Physicist: Did anyone see me eat Jeff's lunch? HR: I hate this job so much.
- The government gun people will put you in jail if you possess a gun anywhere near them. Where are the 2A folks whose campaign was about defending themselves against potential government tyranny? apple.news/AtExBZVJxQDO...
- Me: Most dust is skin so when you inhale at home you're essentially breathing your family. Customs: I meant things to declare about items acquired on your trip.