Woodlouse [18+]
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- "i wanna go to poopoo point" "i wanna go to peepee creek" ladies ladies there is a sink hole opening up below us
- wobbles my boobs at you
- oops. sad now.
- i need to get put in a headlock
- punches a hole in the wall. lays down. UGH
- 💭mean dad scowling upon realizing you got your nipples pierced a bit ago. insisting you take them out or you wont like what happens. 💭what happens is getting mating pressed until you agree you'll never do something so foolish as getting a piercing without his consent ever again.
- do u have any idea how easy it would be for me to fall for the seductive dark side. a girl put her hand around my throat today and my eyes fluttered and i gave up instantly.
- currently bidding on a collection of Guyver: Bio-Booster Armor tapes on ebay that i've been stalking for a week and honestly if I don't get it i might do something drastic
- me to my friends: you know it doesnt matter how big you are, right? i love you and i want to make us feel good. however it has to happen. because we're friends! how i post online: JESUS CHRIST IF IT DOESN'T MAKE A HORSE COCKSHY YOU MIGHT AS WELL DIE
- once again sadly hilarious that so much of my body is numb to pleasure. i had girls touching my boobs and all i did was feel mildly uncomfortable. but one person cramming me full of cock and i become a different person. i start writing people into my will
- not to be gross but sometimes i look at the dildo that is 100% too big for me and i get a little disappointed. like, really? that's the thing that stopped me in my tracks? that puny thing? ugh. im more disappointed in myself than anything. i could take bigger. i just failed
- hate it when people draw something that is 100% my fetish and i just kinda gotta deal with it and not be annoying about it
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- i wish i could eat something and gain its powers i would eat rocks
- boy if you dont slap it on my tongue
- when u enter my apartment the supercomputer i made that uses a clone of my brain activates and points a thousand lasers at you and says "IS IT THICK" and if you say no you get reduced to atoms
- if i was anyone else id prolly make a post like "MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS BRATTING INTO 'nononono please lemme go hey please i was kidding no put that thing away PLEASE'" but im not a top so whatever
- i need to have sex with the warden from minecraft he terrifies me so badly. literally the moment i hear that third clicker activation i will freeze up and start breathing real heavy while he skulks around near me and i will be so fucking horny just hoping to god he cant hear me pissing myself.
- me after talking to a woman for 8 years: if you wanted to like.. hang out and hold hands sometime that would be cool sorry if thats creepy me after talking to a man for exactly five minutes: send me a video of you throbbing in your underwear or im blocking u for leading me on
- sorry ive been thinking about a wide hairy man taking off his hood to reveal a full head of hair and looking down at me with a very un-jedi like note of disdain on his face. and im lookin back up wobbling my boobs at him
- i wanna get mesh gloves that are black on the fingertips so i look ambiently corrupted at all times
- ...maybe i *do* need to see a guy with a little bit of chest in a jedi robe. hang on
- was making fun of a girl today and she just wrapped her hand around my throat and thumped me against the wall i went full lesbian sheep i just kinda froze up
- tell me u wouldn't be throbbing at a malformed dark jedi baddie with d cups threatening your life at every turn
- i would fall to the dark side so fast. the simple fact of the matter is that the moment i realized i could force push people against a wall it would be over. i'd be doing saber throws and choking people out instantly.
- ok maybe if you wanna lightsaber duel with me i have kendo swords that have been burning a hole in my apartment do u guys wanna duel
