W. Keith Tims
Writer, Voice Actor, Director, Audio Drama Producer
https://wkeithtims.com - https://alienghostrobot.com
The Book of Constellations, The Love Talker, An Invisible Sun
he/him
- Very excited to be a part of this series. Pale Matter is such a creative studio. Can’t wait for it to come out!
- Anticrastination just finished its Kickstarter campaign and is already in production! Here's a behind-the-scenes clip from our recording session today. Or should I say, a little bit of it? #audiodrama #audiofiction #comedy #podcast #fictionpodcast #anticrastination
- Your Anticrastination Tip of the Week featuring Candy Girl and the importance of friends! We're funded! We made it and we're so grateful! bit.ly/anticrastina... #audiodrama #audiofiction #fiction #podcast #comedy #funny #fictionpodcast #gratitude
- Sometimes you need someone to tell you you're awesome, valid, and accomplished. Better than that, you need PROOF! You can get a CERTIFICATE saying so when you back our #comedy #audiodrama #Kickstarter! 3 days left! Almost funded! Come join us! bit.ly/anticrastina... #audiofiction #podcast #fiction
- Anticrastination is brought to you in part by Qweltrisor, the twice daily suppository for treating mild to moderate That Thing You Have. To hear more #funny fake ads, help bring our show over the #Kickstarter finish line! bit.ly/anticrastina... #audiodrama #audiofiction #comedy #podcast #indie
- Will you be our Lucky Charm and bring us much Cheer-ios and show we're not a bunch of Corny Flakes? Look, it's the last week of the #Kickstarter, I'm running out of puns! Please help! bit.ly/anticrastina... #audiofiction #audiodrama #podcast #comedy #indie #fictionpodcast #funny
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- Final week of #fundraising! We're so close! Help bring a show that's funny, frantic, and heartfelt (with a big twist in the middle) to life! Plus your Anticrastination Tip of the Week! bit.ly/anticrastina... #audiodrama #audiofiction #fiction #podcast #indie #comedy #fictionpodcast #kickstarter
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- The stickers are in! When life feels overwhelming or sad, conjure some invulnerability, DeeDee style. Say to yourself, "I am the Queen of Bolivia!" Get yours by backing Anticrastination! bit.ly/anticrastina... #audiodrama #audiofiction #podcast #comedy #fiction #fictionpodcast #indie
- Reposted by W. Keith TimsI am doing my best to respond to this without a string of expletives. But let's be very clear. What just happened in Minnesota was cold blooded murder of a civilian by out of control federal agents, aided and abetted by the entire Trump administration and their fascist enablers.
- Anticrastination is brought to you in part by Bittermugs! The calories of a milkshake, but you get to call it coffee! For more #funny fake ads like these, support our show! bit.ly/anticrastina... #audiodrama #audiofiction #comedy #podcast #indie #fiction #fictionpodcast
- How would you like to be an Ass Producer?! Er, wait, sorry, an Associate Producer! They get their name read in the credits of an episode of our #comedy #audiodrama and a bunch of other fun rewards! Back it up-- er, back US up! bit.ly/anticrastina... #audiofiction #podcast #indie #fiction
- Reposted by W. Keith TimsFor my Fellow Minnesotans, tomorrow Jan 23rd is ICE Out MN. No work, school, or shopping. Protest where you can and stay warm. Let’s melt ICE together. #webcomics
- Here's your Anticrastination Tip of the Week featuring dread overlord Kiwi, recorded from his prison. Please help support our #comedy #audiodrama before he escapes! bit.ly/anticrastina... #audiofiction #fiction #podcast #fictionpodcast #indie
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- Anticrastination is brought to you in part by SkulkVPN! We know what you do on the internet, and we'll keep your secrets... for a price! For more funny fake ads, come support our show! bit.ly/anticrastina... #audiofiction #audiodrama #comedy #podcast #indie #fictionpodcast
- Sometimes the truth hurts, which suits Magnus just fine. Find out more about our upcoming show at bit.ly/anticrastina... ! #audiodrama #audiofiction #comedy #podcast #indie
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- Is Anticrastination your kind of show? Here are the people I wrote this show for! Support us at bit.ly/anticrastina...! #audiodrama #audiofiction #fiction #comedy #podcast #indie
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- Everyone who supports our #Kickstarter at $9 or more will have their name on The Wall of Achievement on our website! (Shown here from DeeDee's early notes.) Think of the glory! Fame! Being victoriously immortalized! WOW! bit.ly/anticrastina... #audiodrama #audiofiction #podcast #comedy #fiction
- Anticrastination is brought to you in part by MISTER MIXUS juice-style beverages! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE JUICE! To hear more fake ads, help bring our #comedy #audiodrama to life! It's worth the squeeze! bit.ly/anticrastina... #audiofiction #fiction #podcast #indie #kickstarter
- Get your little dog energy on for your Anticrastination Tip of the Week, featuring Milo! And come bark at the #Kickstarter for our #comedy #audiodrama! bit.ly/anticrastina... #audiofiction #fiction #podcast #indie
- When things get crazy in the studio, it's hard to remember expressions. Poor DeeDee. Help her and us out! bit.ly/anticrastina... #audiofiction #audiodrama #fiction #podcast #comedy #indie #kickstarter
- DeeDee had some more thoughts about #Kickstarter rewards. But getting to hear the show before everyone else is pretty cool! Help make it happen at bit.ly/anticrastina... #audiodrama #audiofiction #comedy #podcast #indie #fiction
- Anticrastination is brought to you in part by Döbbermann University. Platinum Level students earn a degree in six weeks! Hear fake commercials like this when we launch! Support our #Kickstarter at bit.ly/anticrastina... ! #audiodrama #audiofiction #comedy #podcast #fiction #indie
- 50% Funded in 1 Week! and Art as an Engine for Empathy! #Kickstarter update. Come be a part at bit.ly/anticrastina... ! #audiodrama #audiofiction #fiction #podcast #comedy #fictionpodcast
- Here's some more notes from DeeDee. We have a lot of fun perks for backing the show, including an invitation to an online listening party with cast and crew! Who wants to party with Anticrastination? bit.ly/anticrastina... #audiodrama #audiofiction #podcast #kickstarter #comedy #indie
- Anticrastination Tip of the Week #2, Featuring Tyson. Need to feel successful? Use the Squirrel Method! And check out our #Kickstarter at bit.ly/anticrastina... ! #audiodrama #audiofiction #fiction #comedy #podcast #indie
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- A little insight from Kip from the script for Anticrastination. Come join our #Kickstarter to bring this #comedy #audiodrama to life! bit.ly/anticrastina... #audiofiction #podcast #indie #fictionpodcast
- 33% Funded in the first week! Thank you! And here's a little insight about why I wrote Anticrastination in the first place, and why comedy when the world is pretty grim. bit.ly/anticrastina... #audiofiction #audiodrama #comedy #podcast #fiction #fictionpodcast
- DeeDee's notes on the #Kickstarter include this! Seems like everyone hates ads on their podcasts. But you can listen to Anticrastination ad-free when you pledge at $19 or more! Well, except the fake ads cuz they're funny! Join us! bit.ly/anticrastina... #audiodrama #audiofiction #podcast #comedy
- Here it is! Your first ANTICRASTINATION Tip of the Day! Be Successful And Organized! bit.ly/anticrastina... #audiodrama #audiofiction #podcast #fictionpodcast #fiction #comedy
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- Anticrastination Kickstarter Update -- 20% funded on Day 1! And whaaat? Scam pledges on Kickstarter?! bit.ly/anticrastina... #audiodrama #audiofiction #podcast #comedy #fiction #fictionpodcast
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- The #Kickstarter for Anticrastination is live! It's going to be a hilarious show and with your help we can make it happen! Hear an original mini-episode! See the fun rewards we have for backers! Don't procrastinate! ANTICRASTINATE! bit.ly/anticrastina... #audiofiction #audiodrama #podcast #comedy
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- The Anticrastination #Kickstarter launches tomorrow! Not only can you help bring this #comedy #audiodrama to life (and get some fun rewards) but you'll get to hear a mini-episode made just for this event! Can't wait to share it with you all! bit.ly/anticrastina... #audiofiction #podcast #fiction
- You just had New Year's Eve and before that Christmas Eve but this is the Anticrastination #Kickstarter Eve Eve! We're just doing a little Eves dropping! Help bring the show to life on Jan 4! Share! bit.ly/anticrastina... #audiodrama #audiofiction #comedy #podcast #fiction #fictionpodcast
- Happy New Year! I'm resolved to bringing my new #comedy Anticrastination to your ears and the #Kickstarter to do just that launches on Jan 4! Come along with us and spread the word! bit.ly/anticrastina... #audiofiction #audiodrama #podcast #fictionpodcast #fiction
- Are you counting down to the New Year? Count down to Jan 4 while you're at it! Because that's when the Kickstarter for my new comedy Anticrastination starts! Please check it out and pass it on! bit.ly/anticrastina... #audiodrama #audiofiction #comedy #podcast #fictionpodcast #fiction
- The band Chicago once asked the musical question "Does Anyone Really Know What Time It Is?" And the answer is yes. Yes they do. It's nearly time for the Anticrastination #Kickstarter launching Jan 4! bit.ly/anticrastina... #audiodrama #audiofiction #podcast #comedy #fiction #fictionpodcast #humor
- Six days until the Anticrastination Kickstarter launches! Go sign up and then get a friend to sign up! Use guile and trickery if you have to! Okay, don't, but begging and pleading is okay! bit.ly/anticrastina... ! #audiodrama #audiofiction #comedy #podcast #fiction
- The Anticrastination #Kickstarter launches Jan 4! I can't wait to bring this #comedy #audiodrama to life. Today, please help by going to bit.ly/anticrastina..., following the fundraiser, then sharing it with everyone you know! Let's make some laughs together! #audiofiction #podcast #fiction
- Got some hot swag from @reticentduet.onceuponawasteland.com from his show Once Upon a Wasteland! @onceuponawasteland.com . Need more #Fallout fiction in your life? Check it out! Plus you can hear me in it! Thanks Brad! #audiodrama #audiofiction #fiction #scifi #podcast
- Whatever you believe I wish for you all today some peace, a chance to connect to the traditions you still find valuable, to disconnect from the everyday expectations of others, and search for the threads of your life that may have been lost and pick them up again. Merry Christmas.
- 67F on Christmas Eve? Someone tell Heat Miser to relax.
- Putting together a Kickstarter is hard work. #audiodrama #audiofiction #kickstarter #crowdfunding #anticrastination
- I wish you all peace on this Solstice, the Longest Night of the year. We’re halfway through the winter. #solstice #winter #audiofiction #audiodrama #fiction #podcast Listen to Epistle 1 - The Long Night from The Book of Constellations wherever you get your podcasts! pod.link/bookofconste...
- In my Intro to Theatre class, my final project is to have my students write & perform an original 2-min monologue or write an original 10-min play. So far this semester, the common theme emerging is a) being unable to find a job or b) being stuck in a job you hate.
